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The Good Reverend Roger

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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2011, 12:34:15 am »
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Have you considered adapting monsters from "Evil Dead"?

They would totally deserve it.

One step ahead of you.  2 sessions from now, they'll be up to their arses in ghouls.

Which got taken care of with 2 fireballs. :evil:

And then you owned the fuck out of the first level of the well, yes, yes, but my horrible fucking revenge is on its way.
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2011, 05:01:12 pm »
HAH! We were the first group of yours ever to find the boss, and we defeated him no problemo. Yes, I know you changed it from 2 iron golem sidekicks to four carried columns (or whatever they're called) but we still took them out without dying.

So to you, sir, I say

:this:
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2011, 05:05:35 pm »
And who took out YOUR insane drow & half-fiend gnoll tagging team?

Oh, yah, it vass HOGAR!
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2011, 05:06:51 pm »
But who is it that has to go and face the Zaug and other similar horrors pretty soon? Hmm?

It iss HOGAR!
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2011, 05:08:42 pm »
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:06:51 pm
But who is it that has to go and face the Zaug and other similar horrors pretty soon? Hmm?

It iss HOGAR!

HOGAR DOES NOT FEAR YOU SILLY ZAUG.  VILL ZIMPLY HIT IT UNTIL IT DON'T MOVE NO MORE.  YOU ZAUG IS VEAK!  IF IT TOOK OFF ITS SHIRT THERE VOULD BE A FLAB-ALANCHE!
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2011, 05:11:39 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:08:42 pm
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:06:51 pm
But who is it that has to go and face the Zaug and other similar horrors pretty soon? Hmm?

It iss HOGAR!

HOGAR DOES NOT FEAR YOU SILLY ZAUG.  VILL ZIMPLY HIT IT UNTIL IT DON'T MOVE NO MORE.  YOU ZAUG IS VEAK!  IF IT TOOK OFF ITS SHIRT THERE VOULD BE A FLAB-ALANCHE!

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Btw, I found the place that does buy and sell weaponry, including magic weapons.
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2011, 05:13:19 pm »
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:11:39 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:08:42 pm
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:06:51 pm
But who is it that has to go and face the Zaug and other similar horrors pretty soon? Hmm?

It iss HOGAR!

HOGAR DOES NOT FEAR YOU SILLY ZAUG.  VILL ZIMPLY HIT IT UNTIL IT DON'T MOVE NO MORE.  YOU ZAUG IS VEAK!  IF IT TOOK OFF ITS SHIRT THERE VOULD BE A FLAB-ALANCHE!

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Btw, I found the place that does buy and sell weaponry, including magic weapons.

S'okay.  I just need a MW greatsword.

AND LOOK AT THESE FUCKING MUSCLES!  LOOK, YA!  I VILL CRUSH ZE ZAUG AND MAKE IT CRY LIKE LITTLE GIRLIE!
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2011, 05:15:24 pm »
TWO WORDS, HOGAR:


DARK. RELIQVARY.
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2011, 05:16:43 pm »
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:15:24 pm
TWO WORDS, HOGAR:


DARK. RELIQVARY.

AND HOGAR DOES NOT FEAR YOUR STINKING UNDEAD, JA!  IF THEY VERE SO TOUGH, THEY VOULDN'T BE DEAD IN DA FIRST PLACE!
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2011, 05:18:43 pm »
YA BUT YOU DIDNT SAY NAHFFINK ABOUT ZE DEMONS! HAH, MISTER SUNSHINE PANCE?
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2011, 05:33:48 pm »
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:18:43 pm
YA BUT YOU DIDNT SAY NAHFFINK ABOUT ZE DEMONS! HAH, MISTER SUNSHINE PANCE?

DEMONS IS LITTLE GIRLIES, JA?  I AM MIGHTY, AND I WON'T HIT THEM, I HIT THROUGH THEM.  DAMAGE RESISTANCE IS JUST MAKINK THEM CHEWIER, JA?
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2011, 05:38:08 pm »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hogar is awesome.
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #72 on: January 25, 2011, 05:40:57 pm »
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:38:08 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hogar is awesome.


:lol:

Yeah.  He's a dead man walking.

:lol:
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2011, 05:43:02 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:40:57 pm
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:38:08 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hogar is awesome.


:lol:

Yeah.  He's a dead man walking.

:lol:

I dunno, between you and the barbar you've got two damage monkeys in the party, plus a pretty good cleric, and your rogue now has WIZRAD levels. It's a good party, I don't really think you'll die for a while yet.
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Re: DM/Player Ownage
« Reply #74 on: January 25, 2011, 05:45:50 pm »
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:43:02 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:40:57 pm
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 25, 2011, 05:38:08 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hogar is awesome.


:lol:

Yeah.  He's a dead man walking.

:lol:

I dunno, between you and the barbar you've got two damage monkeys in the party, plus a pretty good cleric, and your rogue now has WIZRAD levels. It's a good party, I don't really think you'll die for a while yet.

Hogar's limited options for any given situation doom him.  It's simply a matter of time.
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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