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ATTN: Rizzo

Started by Faust, December 08, 2010, 11:05:22 PM

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Rizzo

Quote from: Phox on December 09, 2010, 05:38:34 AM
I think I slept with that chick 2 years ago. Does she have a stud in her other nostril? Last I saw it as a smallish silver one. I stopped talking to her when she started going out with a dude with teh herpes. Might want to watch out for that.

:lulz:   :lulz:   :lulz:

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Faust

Quote from: Rizzo on December 09, 2010, 04:07:41 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 09, 2010, 01:11:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 01:09:09 AM
What's a PEDU, and who's picture is this actually?

I think it is actually his. obviously because he has nothing to prove he posts the MY GIRLFREIND picture.

Yeah because I totally wouldn't make  all this up and find a bunch of pictures on the internet.

I've never had a girlfriend in my life.

:lulz:

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So you are too scared to post your picture and you are that pathetic. What a shock. You really pulled back the curtain there.
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Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 11:06:53 PM
I'm not trolling Im just bored and having fun

NOW TITS OR GTFO

No, Poptard, you aren't bored.  You're obsessed with this, because you're severely mentally ill.
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hooplala

Honestly, I think genuine mental illness would make Poptart much more interesting than he actually is.
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Whatever

Quote from: Hoopla on December 09, 2010, 02:25:09 PM
Honestly, I think genuine mental illness would make Poptart much more interesting than he actually is.

THIS!!


Phox

Quote from: Hoopla on December 09, 2010, 02:25:09 PM
Honestly, I think genuine mental illness would make Poptart much more interesting than he actually is.

Ditto.

Cuddlefish

Rizzo going the fuck away would make Rizzo more interesting.
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Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 09, 2010, 02:45:04 PM
Rizzo going the fuck away would make Rizzo more interesting.


Rizzo, I think you should take Cuddlefist's advice.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2010, 02:19:06 PM
Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 11:06:53 PM
I'm not trolling Im just bored and having fun

NOW TITS OR GTFO

No, Poptard, you aren't bored.  You're obsessed with this, because you're severely mentally ill.

I'ma go with "underage and homeschooled".
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2010, 05:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2010, 02:19:06 PM
Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 11:06:53 PM
I'm not trolling Im just bored and having fun

NOW TITS OR GTFO

No, Poptard, you aren't bored.  You're obsessed with this, because you're severely mentally ill.

I'ma go with "underage and homeschooled".

Add "Classic example of an only child" and "had no discipline between ages 2-5".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 09, 2010, 02:45:04 PM
Rizzo going the fuck away would make Rizzo more interesting.


Rizzo, I think you should take Cuddlefist's advice.

Ditto.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Epimetheus on December 09, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
in the beginning (besides god creating the heavens and the earth) I thought Rizzo was Peleus, doing the be-a-character-from-a-show thing. just because their (typed) speech patterns were similar.

At this point Rizzo is being far more annoying than Peleus ever was, but is that theory an impossibility at this point?

and  :lulz: :lulz: nigel.

Yes, it's an impossibility. Rizzo is just the latest boring poptard incarnation.
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