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The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson

Started by Cain, December 10, 2010, 05:34:23 PM

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Cain

The Beaver is about "A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communicating".

A trailer can be seen here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOSOWNS3jts

Will this be worse than Gigli?  Only time can tell...

hooplala

WOW.  It seems too glorious for words.

I cannot wait.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Eater of Clowns

I saw this trailer a few days ago.  It's.  So.  Fucking.  Awesome.

Can anyone else picture the beaver saying some shit about Jews and women and then Mel Gibson looking aghast as he points to the beaver to try and shirk blame?
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hooplala

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
I saw this trailer a few days ago.  It's.  So.  Fucking.  Awesome.

Can anyone else picture the beaver saying some shit about Jews and women and then Mel Gibson looking aghast as he points to the beaver to try and shirk blame?

Yes.  And I love picturing it.  I'm a bad widdle boy.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Whatever

Quote from: Hoopla on December 10, 2010, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
I saw this trailer a few days ago.  It's.  So.  Fucking.  Awesome.

Can anyone else picture the beaver saying some shit about Jews and women and then Mel Gibson looking aghast as he points to the beaver to try and shirk blame?

Yes.  And I love picturing it.  I'm a bad widdle boy.

I can see SNL doing just that and making it funny as all get out!!!

The Johnny


Guys, theres been this image circulating for a long while ago, is it a photoshop that someone made, or possibly it was Mel Gibson a long time ago acting the parts for the script ??????



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The Johnny


oh, now that ive seen the trailer, it seems he got photographed in the middle of shooting a long time ago.

Im dissapointed, i thought he was really as insane as to use a beaver hand puppet.
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Sticker_Ninja

honestly when i first saw the thread, and read it, i thought it was complete and utter bullshit. clicked the link and found out that in fact it was a reality. wow. wow. wow. i think castaway has him beat with talking to that volleyball....... just my vote.

Bu🤠ns

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dontblameyoko

hm. makes me wonder, is this based on his life, but with the addition of a beaver puppet to fix things?
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Dysnomia

the idea of the film is good. but the beaver hand puppet is WAT.
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The Razzies are going to be interesting this year. It'll be a tough fight between this, Jack Black's version of Gulliver's Travels and the new Yogi Bear movie.
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