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Just call me hipster to my face

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 10, 2010, 06:33:16 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
December 10, 2010, 11:12:15 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 11:10:23 PM
you wouldn't need the gloves if you could just train your anus to be prehensile.

It's too rigid from vindaloo abuse.   :sad:
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East Coast Hustle

#16
December 10, 2010, 11:20:21 PM
soak it in acetone for a few hours. It'll soften right up.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
December 10, 2010, 11:21:24 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 11:20:21 PM
soak it in acetone for a few hours. It'll soften right up.

YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT!

(1970s humor)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BabylonHoruv

#18
December 18, 2010, 10:33:41 AM
I'm middle aged, so if I am a hipster I must be doing it on purpose.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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#19
December 18, 2010, 12:25:47 PM
I don't think you are a hipster.  Though, I don't know, are Dexter fans considered hipsters? 
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Chairman Risus

#20
December 19, 2010, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 18, 2010, 12:25:47 PM
I don't think you are a hipster.  Though, I don't know, are Dexter fans considered hipsters? 

Sombunall?

Telarus

#21
December 20, 2010, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Risus on December 19, 2010, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 18, 2010, 12:25:47 PM
I don't think you are a hipster.  Though, I don't know, are Dexter fans considered hipsters? 

Sombunall?

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#22
December 20, 2010, 02:01:25 AM
I like this thread for how it references the "Just call me n***er to my face" thread.
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East Coast Hustle

#23
December 20, 2010, 03:01:43 AM
that's because I stated in another thread that being called "nigger" was the only thing I found more offensive than being called "hipster".

by the way, it's OK to type out the entire word. We know you're not using it pejoratively. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Kai

#24
December 20, 2010, 03:10:01 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on December 20, 2010, 03:01:43 AM
that's because I stated in another thread that being called "nigger" was the only thing I found more offensive than being called "hipster".

by the way, it's OK to type out the entire word. We know you're not using it pejoratively. :lulz:

Just feels dirty, you know. Slurs are nasty for a reason.
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East Coast Hustle

#25
December 20, 2010, 03:19:22 AM
Yeah, but it just seems silly to use asterisks. I mean, you're still saying the same thing and nobody in their right mind is going to think you're using it as a slur.

I mean, "cunt" could be construed as a sexist slur and we all still call people cunts.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#26
December 20, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
OF course, it IS a horrible slur.

"hipster", that is. The N-word is really bad too though.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Phox

#27
December 20, 2010, 03:38:43 AM
I will state definitively ITT: I am a cunt.

East Coast Hustle

#28
December 20, 2010, 03:40:30 AM
I'll go you one better:

I'm a horrible cunt.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Epimetheus

#29
December 20, 2010, 03:54:17 AM
I'm not a cunt, I'm a lovely nice little marshmallow butterfly prince
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