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GASM: The ChaoSutra

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, December 02, 2010, 03:55:26 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 05:37:06 PM

You barrage your partner with puns until she sits on your face in an attempt to smother you to death. 



The Weed Whacker:

Fucking the mouth of your bong.


Bible Humper

Hollow out a bible to create a vagina shaped crevice, fill with lube, enjoy.

Danger: may cause hairy psalms


The Kazoo

Option 1)  Cover your lovers clitoris with wax paper and perform cunningulus while humming Yankee Doodle. 
Optoin 2)  Use an actual kazoo.  Plastic is probably best.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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The Soaring Patriot

A nude male holding a misspelled protest sign jumps over the other partner's head spread-eagled, whereupon the jumper's testicles and fecal ejections collide with the jumpee's face.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.


The Aristocrats


Fuck a prominent politician pumping them for
secret information. Then fuck them agian on national news.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.


The Dick Morris

Masturbation with a scouring pad. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.