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If You're A Crazy Christian, You're Smarter Than Einstein!

Started by geekdad, December 13, 2010, 08:26:21 AM

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geekdad

December 13, 2010, 08:26:21 AM
What is this I don't even...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SggKubPDImk

Best youtube comment...

QuoteMeth is a hell of a drug...
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Lies

#1
December 13, 2010, 08:31:38 AM

:lulz: :lulz:
best comment ever.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bruno

#2
December 13, 2010, 09:24:20 AM
She was cured of AIDS over the phone!

Which was appropriate, since she originally caught it by having unprotected phone sex.


That's right...    She had hearing AIDS!
Formerly something else...

hooplala

#3
December 13, 2010, 02:36:30 PM
I'd be interested to see how crazy he seems without the whacky editing... I'm sure he is just as nuts, but the editing makes it seems jacked.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Triple Zero

#4
December 13, 2010, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 13, 2010, 09:24:20 AM
She was cured of AIDS over the phone!

Which was appropriate, since she originally caught it by having unprotected phone sex.


That's right...    She had hearing AIDS!

:mittens:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
December 13, 2010, 03:14:20 PM
 :lulz: on so many levels
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Archduke Omni-Fap!

#6
December 13, 2010, 03:19:19 PM

the last yatto

#7
December 13, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
"IM TOO LITTLE"

WTF!
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#8
December 13, 2010, 09:17:16 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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