New Ford cop cars

[Adios]

Does this really need to be egged on?

Not really, but people doing stupid shit on the road piss me off. People justifying their stupid shit because someone else did something stupid on the road pisses me off more. Ergo EOC is a douchebag. A double douchebag infact.

Eat a dick, Coyote, and if you're going to practice your "UMAD" bullshit trolling go do it on the World of Warcraft forums or whatever for-lack-of-comprehension fuckwattles find your oh so piercing commentary amusing.  I haven't shirked off unnecessary sniping from people I actually like; I'm not about to let it slide when you do it.

Don't even think about trying that "Pass on the left" nonsense over here Sunshine, or you'll end up getting flattened by an Articulated Lorry. 

One day a piercing scream will come from the sky and shatter the mirrors you miserable Brits are born with inside your skulls.  You'll come to realize you've been driving on the right the whole damn time and you're going to shit yourselves so gloriously hard.

I dare say old chap. It does seem to me that you appear to be filled with umbrage and vitriol. What say you old bean and just sod off? The gods above and below forbid someone piss you off on PD.com.

TLDR UMAD BRO?

Okay shitwad. I have really been trying to stay nice. I am not really sure why though.

EOC isn't the only one here you have insulted. You have insulted me and I only pray you get to ride with TGRR in Tucson traffic one day. Now, run along home and leave the forums to the adults please.

PISS OFF OLD MAN.

You see the caps?

Now piss off. Or go play in traffic.

ITT people get bent out of shape because someone took umbrage to people being douchebags on the roads. Would it fucking kill you to just let the other doucebag on the road drive by, and pass you on the right?

This could be fun. I may make you my special project.

[Phox]

 

[Adios]

What?

[Phox]

What?

The whole argument, not necessarily anything in particular about it.

[Eater of Clowns]

ITT Coyote takes umbrage with people's umbrage about other umbraging roaderists.  He ITT USES CAPS AND TLDRS because it's such an edgy troll that causes umbrage in douchebags.  Of course, why interact with the forum when you can just ITT TLDR at umbraging douchebags.

ITT UMAD TLDR UMBRAGE DOUCHEBAGS INTERNETS


Charley, this guy's just acting like the nasty prick he always has.  I don't think you should try to be nice, but I definitely don't want to see you losing your enjoyment on the forum like last time.  It's good having you around, man.

ITT DON'T UMBRAGE ME BRO

[Phox]

ITT Coyote takes umbrage with people's umbrage about other umbraging roaderists.  He ITT USES CAPS AND TLDRS because it's such an edgy troll that causes umbrage in douchebags.  Of course, why interact with the forum when you can just ITT TLDR at umbraging douchebags.

ITT UMAD TLDR UMBRAGE DOUCHEBAGS INTERNETS


Charley, this guy's just acting like the nasty prick he always has.  I don't think you should try to be nice, but I definitely don't want to see you losing your enjoyment on the forum like last time.  It's good having you around, man.

ITT DON'T UMBRAGE ME BRO

[Adios]

ITT Coyote takes umbrage with people's umbrage about other umbraging roaderists.  He ITT USES CAPS AND TLDRS because it's such an edgy troll that causes umbrage in douchebags.  Of course, why interact with the forum when you can just ITT TLDR at umbraging douchebags.

ITT UMAD TLDR UMBRAGE DOUCHEBAGS INTERNETS


Charley, this guy's just acting like the nasty prick he always has.  I don't think you should try to be nice, but I definitely don't want to see you losing your enjoyment on the forum like last time.  It's good having you around, man.

ITT DON'T UMBRAGE ME BRO

Yeah, I decided to not waste my time on this tool.

[Don Coyote]

Does this really need to be egged on?

Not really, but people doing stupid shit on the road piss me off. People justifying their stupid shit because someone else did something stupid on the road pisses me off more. Ergo EOC is a douchebag. A double douchebag infact.

Eat a dick, Coyote, and if you're going to practice your "UMAD" bullshit trolling go do it on the World of Warcraft forums or whatever for-lack-of-comprehension fuckwattles find your oh so piercing commentary amusing.  I haven't shirked off unnecessary sniping from people I actually like; I'm not about to let it slide when you do it.

Don't even think about trying that "Pass on the left" nonsense over here Sunshine, or you'll end up getting flattened by an Articulated Lorry. 

One day a piercing scream will come from the sky and shatter the mirrors you miserable Brits are born with inside your skulls.  You'll come to realize you've been driving on the right the whole damn time and you're going to shit yourselves so gloriously hard.

I dare say old chap. It does seem to me that you appear to be filled with umbrage and vitriol. What say you old bean and just sod off? The gods above and below forbid someone piss you off on PD.com.

TLDR UMAD BRO?

Okay shitwad. I have really been trying to stay nice. I am not really sure why though.

EOC isn't the only one here you have insulted. You have insulted me and I only pray you get to ride with TGRR in Tucson traffic one day. Now, run along home and leave the forums to the adults please.

PISS OFF OLD MAN.

You see the caps?

Now piss off. Or go play in traffic.

ITT people get bent out of shape because someone took umbrage to people being douchebags on the roads. Would it fucking kill you to just let the other doucebag on the road drive by, and pass you on the right?

This could be fun. I may make you my special project.

You tried that once before I think.

[Adios]

Does this really need to be egged on?

Not really, but people doing stupid shit on the road piss me off. People justifying their stupid shit because someone else did something stupid on the road pisses me off more. Ergo EOC is a douchebag. A double douchebag infact.

Eat a dick, Coyote, and if you're going to practice your "UMAD" bullshit trolling go do it on the World of Warcraft forums or whatever for-lack-of-comprehension fuckwattles find your oh so piercing commentary amusing.  I haven't shirked off unnecessary sniping from people I actually like; I'm not about to let it slide when you do it.

Don't even think about trying that "Pass on the left" nonsense over here Sunshine, or you'll end up getting flattened by an Articulated Lorry. 

One day a piercing scream will come from the sky and shatter the mirrors you miserable Brits are born with inside your skulls.  You'll come to realize you've been driving on the right the whole damn time and you're going to shit yourselves so gloriously hard.

I dare say old chap. It does seem to me that you appear to be filled with umbrage and vitriol. What say you old bean and just sod off? The gods above and below forbid someone piss you off on PD.com.

TLDR UMAD BRO?

Okay shitwad. I have really been trying to stay nice. I am not really sure why though.

EOC isn't the only one here you have insulted. You have insulted me and I only pray you get to ride with TGRR in Tucson traffic one day. Now, run along home and leave the forums to the adults please.

PISS OFF OLD MAN.

You see the caps?

Now piss off. Or go play in traffic.

ITT people get bent out of shape because someone took umbrage to people being douchebags on the roads. Would it fucking kill you to just let the other doucebag on the road drive by, and pass you on the right?

This could be fun. I may make you my special project.

You tried that once before I think.

Tool.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am the righteous arbiter of justice on the road.  Tailgating me on the highway because you're trying to pass me and I'm in the high speed lane, that's fine.  Passing me on the right?  You. are. fucked.  I will go so grossly out of my own convenience to fuck you over as badly as I possibly can.  I will make you miss your exit, I will trap you behind the minivan on the far right moving at a crawl and braking inexplicably.  You have never seen pure evil so singularly personified as in that surprisingly agile beat up little Civic as it cuts your only path in the traffic you've been weaving around in like a dickbag.  Do not pass me on the right.

I can be like that, but you have to do something really egregious to earn my wrath. I tormented a bitch in a green minivan all the way to the beach this summer because she roared up behind me, tailgated me, and then proceeded to whip around me with an attitude that said I was ruining her day by existing on the same road. The funny thing was that I was going the speed of traffic; she just didn't like the totally reasonable gap I was leaving between me and the truck in front of me. So, I made it my mission to get in front of her and make her miss lights, box her into frustrating positions behind slow-moving delivery trucks, and as soon as she was trapped somewhere I'd zoom ahead. I could tell it was driving her insane, and the best part is that it turned out she was going to the same place I was; Camp Westwind, to pick up a kid. I was laughing my ass off when I got out of the car and saw her sorry ass rolling in, and I gave her a huge smile. She pretended not to see me.

I hate other moms.

[Jasper]

  One day I hope to be as terrible as Nigel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Eater of Clowns]

I am the righteous arbiter of justice on the road.  Tailgating me on the highway because you're trying to pass me and I'm in the high speed lane, that's fine.  Passing me on the right?  You. are. fucked.  I will go so grossly out of my own convenience to fuck you over as badly as I possibly can.  I will make you miss your exit, I will trap you behind the minivan on the far right moving at a crawl and braking inexplicably.  You have never seen pure evil so singularly personified as in that surprisingly agile beat up little Civic as it cuts your only path in the traffic you've been weaving around in like a dickbag.  Do not pass me on the right.

I can be like that, but you have to do something really egregious to earn my wrath. I tormented a bitch in a green minivan all the way to the beach this summer because she roared up behind me, tailgated me, and then proceeded to whip around me with an attitude that said I was ruining her day by existing on the same road. The funny thing was that I was going the speed of traffic; she just didn't like the totally reasonable gap I was leaving between me and the truck in front of me. So, I made it my mission to get in front of her and make her miss lights, box her into frustrating positions behind slow-moving delivery trucks, and as soon as she was trapped somewhere I'd zoom ahead. I could tell it was driving her insane, and the best part is that it turned out she was going to the same place I was; Camp Westwind, to pick up a kid. I was laughing my ass off when I got out of the car and saw her sorry ass rolling in, and I gave her a huge smile. She pretended not to see me.

I hate other moms.

That's awesome, Nigel, but sources ITT inform me this makes you a double douchebag for taking umbrage out on UMAD BROS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not caring; plan to continue torturing other drivers for entertainment and justice.

[Eater of Clowns]

Not caring; plan to continue torturing other drivers for entertainment and justice.