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Language, do you speak it?

Started by Cuddlefish, December 14, 2010, 05:23:25 PM

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Suu

Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
Right now, I'm a lit major. But I plan to do programs in history and philosphy as well.

I've been told German is easy, and I've been thinking about taking French. Latin would be a sure fire winner, but it's not offered where I'm at right now.

So, I guess it's a toss-up between French and German... But aren't the French really snooty about thier language?

D-Cup did a lot of work with French. I personally have not taken it.

URI offers Latin, but if you're meeting your 2 consecutive semester requirement for school, go with something you can easily continue with in the summer or next fall at URI if you won't be at CCRI. I know we have French and German.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Remington on December 14, 2010, 05:50:25 PM
Canadian is pretty easy to learn.

Canadian is a disease, not a language!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.


Spanish is probably the most useful, if only to understand what the people at the bodega are saying about you.

Phox

Quote from: Suu on December 14, 2010, 05:47:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 14, 2010, 05:39:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 05:35:52 PM
You should not ask me such a question.  :lulz:

But if you want any actually useful language: German, Spanish, or French ought to be among your top choices. German is the easiest IMO, because it's linguistically close to English. French is very difficult because of the pronunciation and lack thereof.

If you want a language that is relatively easy to learn, contextually useful, and probably won't require an oral exam: Latin.

Bullshit. I had oral exams in Latin.

However, if you do take Latin, you can probably Rosetta Stone any Romance Language and pick it up twice as fast.

I never had oral exams.

We had COMPETITIONS.  :x
:x
Well, come to think of it, I know of schools that did that. I did not go to one such as that, though.

Cuddlefish

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 14, 2010, 05:52:23 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
aren't the French really snooty about thier language?

Your rite, their really picky about how yuo speak there language.


owowowowowow

Thanks, now I have head-explody...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Whatever

Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
Right now, I'm a lit major. But I plan to do programs in history and philosphy as well.

I've been told German is easy, and I've been thinking about taking French. Latin would be a sure fire winner, but it's not offered where I'm at right now.

So, I guess it's a toss-up between French and German... But aren't the French really snooty about thier language?

:lulz:  Well they will make terrible fun of you if you mangle something too badly.  However, 20 years ago when I did my version of the "grand tour", I found that French was as commonly spoken as English in a lot of European countries.  

Phox

Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.

I disagree. It's inflected, but it's not terribly more difficult than Spanish.

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.


Spanish is probably the most useful, if only to understand what the people at the bodega are saying about you.

Agreed on both accounts. However, I have a personal... erm... we'll call it a "dislike," for the spanish language. Hearing someone speak spanish is like fingernails on a chalk board for me...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:55:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 14, 2010, 05:52:23 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
aren't the French really snooty about thier language?

Your rite, their really picky about how yuo speak there language.


owowowowowow

Thanks, now I have head-explody...

That was an incredibly difficult sentence to write.

Suu

Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.


Spanish is probably the most useful, if only to understand what the people at the bodega are saying about you.

Agreed on both accounts. However, I have a personal... erm... we'll call it a "dislike," for the spanish language. Hearing someone speak spanish is like fingernails on a chalk board for me...

Then try Italian or Portuguese, they sound better and are very similar.

But yes, French is the 2nd most spoken language in Europe. Learning that and English are almost required. Plus, you can go to Quebec and quack your head off with those freaks...and if you fuck up, they're less likely to bite your head off than actual French people will.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

Quote from: Suu on December 14, 2010, 06:03:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 14, 2010, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.


Spanish is probably the most useful, if only to understand what the people at the bodega are saying about you.

Agreed on both accounts. However, I have a personal... erm... we'll call it a "dislike," for the spanish language. Hearing someone speak spanish is like fingernails on a chalk board for me...

Then try Italian or Portuguese, they sound better and are very similar.

But yes, French is the 2nd most spoken language in Europe. Learning that and English are almost required. Plus, you can go to Quebec and quack your head off with those freaks...and if you fuck up, they're less likely to bite your head off than actual French people will.

But if you use Quebecois colloquialisms, "real" French people will bite your head off.  :lulz:

Cramulus

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.

I disagree. It's inflected, but it's not terribly more difficult than Spanish.

No way! I had two years of Spanish, three years of Latin, and one year of German. I'd say German was the easiest, then Spanish, then Latin.

Latin has more genders, a, SOV sentence structure that is alien to English speakers, and inflects nouns and adjectives (in addition to verbs).

Phox

Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 06:21:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 14, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
latin is super useful because it boosts your English vocabulary. but it is a very difficult language to learn.

I disagree. It's inflected, but it's not terribly more difficult than Spanish.

No way! I had two years of Spanish, three years of Latin, and one year of German. I'd say German was the easiest, then Spanish, then Latin.

Latin has more genders, a, SOV sentence structure that is alien to English speakers, and inflects nouns and adjectives (in addition to verbs).

Spanish has genders and inflects nouns to a degree (and so does English, for that matter).

And not to blow your mind, but the SOV sentence structure is just a suggestion, not a hard and fast rule. It gets tossed by the wayside by real Latin all the time. But once you understand the inflectional system, and get past the SVO structure hangup, it's really not hard.

Kurt Christ

Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Phox