ATTN: Crabs & similar crustaceans

[Nast]

HOMOPTERA COMING FROM LEFT FIELD

[Telarus]

[Nast]

 

[Cuddlefish]

But do you recaaaaaaal? The most bestest creature of aaaaaaalllllll!

[Telarus]

YAY CEPHALOPODS.


I always imagine Shoggoths look something like HUGE flamboyant cuttlefish:



That tiny thing stumps across the sandy bottom like a fucking behemoth.

[Chairman Risus]

YAY CEPHALOPODS.


I always imagine Shoggoths look something like HUGE flamboyant cuttlefish:



That tiny thing stumps across the sandy bottom like a fucking behemoth.

The gentle cuttlefish!
Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe. He should look to nature! Gentle aquatic mammals have all the answers!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cuttlefishes are SO CUTE.

[Nast]

I want to keep one in my shirt pocket and take it out, pet it, and show it to people from time to time. Then I could die happy.

[Triple Zero]

YAY CEPHALOPODS.


I always imagine Shoggoths look something like HUGE flamboyant cuttlefish:



That tiny thing stumps across the sandy bottom like a fucking behemoth.

The gentle cuttlefish!
Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe. He should look to nature! Gentle aquatic mammals have all the answers!

The cuttlefish is a mammal??? noooo way???

[Chairman Risus]

YAY CEPHALOPODS.


I always imagine Shoggoths look something like HUGE flamboyant cuttlefish:



That tiny thing stumps across the sandy bottom like a fucking behemoth.

The gentle cuttlefish!
Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe. He should look to nature! Gentle aquatic mammals have all the answers!

The cuttlefish is a mammal??? noooo way???

[Cuddlefish]

Cuttlefishes are SO CUTE.

Why, thank you! 

[Disco Pickle]

cuddlefish may be the coolest damn things in the ocean.  right in front of octopus for sheer fucking badassery.

though, Id never eat cuddlefish but will destroy some octopus civiche. 

[LMNO]

cuddlefish may be the coolest damn things in the ocean.  right in front of octopus for sheer fucking badassery.

though, Id never eat cuddlefish but will destroy some octopus civiche. 

Srsly?  I've had some awesome flash-grilled cuttlefish at a Japanese place 'round here.

[Suu]

[Disco Pickle]

cuddlefish may be the coolest damn things in the ocean.  right in front of octopus for sheer fucking badassery.

though, Id never eat cuddlefish but will destroy some octopus civiche. 

Srsly?  I've had some awesome flash-grilled cuttlefish at a Japanese place 'round here.

just too fucking cool to eat IMO.  If I hadn't been inked in the face by an octopus once, Id probably feel the same about them.  after that, those fuckers are on my list of food forever.

Im a vindictive eater.