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gnimbley

#60
October 10, 2004, 02:58:55 PM
I still have free books.

Lonely little books looking for a good home.

Pitiful little things, looking at me with big, sad eyes.

:(

East Coast Hustle

#61
October 10, 2004, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyI still have free books.

Lonely little books looking for a good home.

Pitiful little things, looking at me with big, sad eyes.

:(
anything good? I'm stuck out here in the sticks, and I think I've read every book I have like, 6 times...
8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

gnimbley

#62
October 10, 2004, 03:16:48 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: gnimbleyI still have free books.

Lonely little books looking for a good home.

Pitiful little things, looking at me with big, sad eyes.

:(
anything good? I'm stuck out here in the sticks, and I think I've read every book I have like, 6 times...
8)

They're free. That's what's good. (Read the thread.)

East Coast Hustle

#63
October 10, 2004, 03:27:10 PM
PKD rocks...I used to go to the Con where they give out his award every year, when I lived in a more civilized part of the planet...pm'ing you with my address...long live literary gnomes!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bob the Mediocre

#64
October 13, 2004, 05:04:55 PM
Quote from: St. PynchonGads!  Free books?  Pulp sci fi?  I must be slipping in my old age.  Still got some?

I just picked up 'Deus Irae', PKD and Roger Zelazny writing together.  Looks spiff!

That's a good one. I read it a few months ago. Some interesting theology.

And I'll take some books, if you have any.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

East Coast Hustle

#65
October 13, 2004, 05:27:09 PM
gnomes are full of shit...I tried to get books out of him a week or so ago, and he hasn't even pm'd me to say yes or no yet....I think he's just teasing the literate.... 8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

gnimbley

#66
October 13, 2004, 08:07:47 PM
Oh, ye of little faith... in the post office's "media mail" system.

The Turd's books went out yesterday. Would have gone out Monday
except the post office was busy celebrating the massacre of
millions of native Americans... and I was doing something else.

Bob the Mediocre's address is in my Word address document.
Probably send him books tomorrow or Friday. Depends on how I
feel. I kind of hope I get another address or two so I can do more
than one at a time. Sent three boxes yesterday.

La di dah de dome. I'm a happy gnome. Sitting in my home. Not talking
on the phome. And outside it's raining foam. On my car's shiny chrome.
And my neighbor's bald dome. La di dah di dah di dhome.

(gnome rap)

gnimbley

#67
October 14, 2004, 09:27:50 PM
Sent a box today
USPS on its way
Only four more remain
Then I may abstain
From sharing books
Or literary hooks
So you better hurry now
Need I tell you how
Just PM the gnome
And to your very home
I will ship a stack
Of tasty paperbacks

Yum. Yum.

Felix

#68
October 18, 2004, 03:42:30 PM
Didja get me order?

Confirm:[y/n]?

=0_0=  Books...  Nummy.

gnimbley

#69
October 18, 2004, 04:11:32 PM
Cat's been fed
with paperbacks.
Three boxes left.
They're going fast.
This don't rhyme
And I don't care.
Hurry now 'fore
They're all gone.

Felix

#70
October 18, 2004, 04:14:42 PM
Wheehoo!

::Chases off to frolic::

Suigin Flair, KSC

#71
October 18, 2004, 11:02:56 PM
*Loves on the gnome*
Circular logic makes the world go 'round.

gnimbley

#72
October 19, 2004, 05:00:03 PM
Two boxes left.
Just two.
Come on.
You know you want one.
Mysterious little box.
Could contain anything.
Sex.
Mystery.
Fnord.
Anything at all.
Soon will be gone.
All gone.
No more.

LMNO

#73
October 19, 2004, 05:30:54 PM
Until, of course, you go to the store & buy a whole pile of new books that will force you to give away even more.

Repeat as Neccesary.

Felix

#74
October 21, 2004, 08:44:01 PM
Indeed, and then you'll be in quite a stitch, won't you!  I shouldn't think that you'd reserve book boxes for those who haven't gotten any, then.
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