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Bob the Mediocre

#75
October 21, 2004, 10:22:09 PM
Got a box with a gnome on top
Shook it in case it had a bomb
Attacked it with scissors and found
A few books by authors I like
One that I'd read
The rest are a mystery
Gnomes have good taste
For being full of shit
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

gnimbley

#76
October 22, 2004, 03:07:20 AM
Look what the gnome got in the mail today!



Happy gnome, happy gnome. Got some lovely, lovely buttons
to wear on his jacket. Or on his hat?

Really like the kallisti button. Will wear that everywhere.

Happy gnome, happy gnome.

Lovely St. Pynchon sent them to me in gratitude for sending him
some books. You can have some lovely buttons of your very own.
Just go to his website at http://www.memeco.ca and order some
of your very own St. Pynchon approved buttonery.

::skips off whistling "You Ain't Nothing but a Hound Dog."::

fluffy

#77
October 22, 2004, 03:09:24 AM
Quote from: Bob the MediocreGot a box with a gnome on top
Shook it in case it had a bomb

:shock:

brave, but foolish

Bob the Mediocre

#78
October 22, 2004, 01:53:57 PM
You can never be too careful, so I wasn't.
Anyway, I got this old leather bound book in some language I don't recognize. Maybe I'll sell it on e-Bay.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

#79
October 22, 2004, 03:06:22 PM
Wait!  Does it have "Property of Miskatonic University Library" written on the inside?

Felix

#80
October 22, 2004, 04:13:40 PM
Leatherbound?  Does it look cool?  Then you ought to keep it around so when kids ask about it, you can fill thier minds with horrible, paranoia-inspiring fairy tales about it.

Bob the Mediocre

#81
October 23, 2004, 01:59:10 AM
Quote from: Big Cat FelixLeatherbound?  Does it look cool?  Then you ought to keep it around so when kids ask about it, you can fill thier minds with horrible, paranoia-inspiring fairy tales about it.

Sounds fun.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Bob the Mediocre

#82
October 23, 2004, 04:14:10 AM
Quote from: LMNOWait!  Does it have "Property of Miskatonic University Library" written on the inside?

Possibly. It's a bit smeared.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Rev Thwack

#83
October 27, 2004, 03:28:34 PM
Gnimbley.... a hero is you!

Just got the box last week but hadn't had a chance to get on and thank you. Oh yea, great choices.... finished two already and working on a third, luckily I havn't read any of them before.

Oh yea, it's also nice to have your address.... now what do I have laying around that I can put thru the mail?
My balls itch...

Bella

#84
October 27, 2004, 05:12:44 PM
Quote from: Rev Thwack
Oh yea, it's also nice to have your address.... now what do I have laying around that I can put thru the mail?

You know, I was afraid of this, gnimbley.
Be careful.......be very very careful about any mail you open.  :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley

#85
October 27, 2004, 07:14:19 PM
I'm not worried, but fluffy is all excited.

gnimbley

#86
February 24, 2005, 11:36:46 PM
I am resurrecting the offer.

(Thanky to the Mod of Doom for unlocking the thread.)


I have two boxes left from the original offer.
(Click on Page one to read the original offer.)

I also have several horror novels (that I don't read)
that could make up a couple of boxes or more
(if you like that kind of stuff; I don't care for most
of it, thank you very much.)

And I have lots of strange things languishing it boxes
waiting for some unexpecting discordian to come along
and be snatched. (in other words, I can make up
more boxes - no telling what would be in them.)

So PM the gnome if you want to get in on it.

The downside is that I will have a valid mailing address
for you. (BWAHAHAHAHAHA) The upside is it's FREE!

[Those of you who live outside of the US will get a
global priority envelope instead of the US box (holds less)
but HEY! it costs more. And promises of gifts to the
gnome are gratefully received even if some of them
(like the llama's CD and the TURD's PIZZA ROLLS)
never show up. I am a patient gnome. We are a
patient species. Which is probably why your health
care costs are so high!]

EEK!

::hides::

(just because)




P.S. If the package you receive has a picture of fluffy
on it. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!!

East Coast Hustle

#87
February 25, 2005, 01:11:59 AM
Turd is gone...he's probably never coming back...but I, McStab, will do my level best to keep his word for him...that flaky bastard can't be counted on for anything, you know...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

#88
February 26, 2005, 05:08:47 PM
Don't tempt me, gnimbley. I already have books on every surface and in bins under the bed and those are just the ones that don't fit on the book shelves. And yet, I can hardly resist the offer of more weird books.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley

#89
February 26, 2005, 11:45:12 PM
Well, how about wierd magazines instead?
Come on.
You know you want them.

Flesh & Blood Tales of Dark Fantasy & Horror
Dark Regions & Horror Magazine A Journal of Fantasy, Horror & Science Fiction
Horror Garage
Dreams of Decadence Vampire Poetry & Fiction

I went to visit my sister and she introduced me to a friend
who she said writes sf and fantasy and he gave me these as
an example of the stuff he is into. Not my cup of chai.
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