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Started by geekdad, December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

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December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM
So my wife and hellspawn (he says in the most loving way) are off to her parents house for a week for the holidays....

...and I have the house to myself...


Anybody have any ideas? I'm already bored.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Rumckle

#1
December 22, 2010, 03:57:52 AM
ANAL?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

geekdad

#2
December 22, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 22, 2010, 03:57:52 AM
ANAL?

SURE! You and me then? You bend over first.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Suu

#3
December 22, 2010, 03:59:33 AM
Why didn't you go with?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

the last yatto

#4
December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

geekdad

#5
December 23, 2010, 01:37:38 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 22, 2010, 03:59:33 AM
Why didn't you go with?

I still have to work. :/
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#6
December 23, 2010, 04:21:15 AM
throw massive party. invite fred.


BEST PLAN.

Bu🤠ns

#7
December 23, 2010, 05:17:52 AM
Start a new family.

Jasper

#8
December 23, 2010, 05:33:20 AM
Dig a really deep hole in the back yard.  Like, 20' deep if possible.

Wife asks, "Why did you do this?"

"Wellllllll...."

Lies

#9
December 23, 2010, 05:58:15 AM
Hide memebombs in and around the house in places where said wife/hellspawn will eventually find them.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#10
December 23, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Explore the house.  Become an expert on the location of all obscure items.

the last yatto

#11
December 23, 2010, 07:47:29 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 23, 2010, 05:58:15 AM
Hide memebombs in and around the house in places where said wife/hellspawn will eventually find them.



memes OR GOOEY EYES!
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

#12
December 23, 2010, 08:38:25 AM
I've made a habit of leaving googly eyes around people's houses.  What I haven't tried is combining them with existential graffiti.

Imagine it:  You open the freezer, and your ice cream is looking back at you.  Written on it:  "Can you endure your own inconsequentiality?"

Bu🤠ns

#13
December 23, 2010, 01:21:33 PM
THis and This

Disco Pickle

#14
December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Able on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan

unless he's got tits, I doubt they'll be interested.
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