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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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They’ve got your number, Roger.

Started by LMNO, December 22, 2010, 07:22:43 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 23, 2010, 01:50:32 PM
Last night, Roger left me a truly awesome voicemail.

"YEAH, I'M FREE YOU SONOFABITCH!  I CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI!  I CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN LEVI'S AND WRANGLER, AND GODDAMIT, I CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN FORD AND CHEVY!  HOT DAMN, I'M THE NEXT GODDAMN THOMAS JEFFERSON!"

It's been too long since I've done that sort of shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Sorry to cockblock your VM last night, by the way.