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A Very PD Holiday

Started by Eater of Clowns, December 22, 2010, 11:43:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
December 26, 2013, 08:34:23 PM
I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#46
December 26, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 08:34:23 PM
I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

:lulz:

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   :lulz:

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
December 26, 2013, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 08:34:23 PM
I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

:lulz:

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   :lulz:

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

No worries.  I've always wanted to hench, anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#48
December 26, 2013, 09:02:59 PM
Damn, EoC.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
December 26, 2013, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 08:34:23 PM
I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

:lulz:

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   :lulz:

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

:lulz: :lulz:

I love this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
December 26, 2013, 09:14:54 PM
Permission to share, EOC? With credit?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#51
December 26, 2013, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 08:34:23 PM
I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

:lulz:

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   :lulz:

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

:lulz: :lulz:

I love this.

It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 09:14:54 PM
Permission to share, EOC? With credit?

Of course! Most of the text is actually unchanged Dr. Seuss, but it still took a long time to get it just right.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
December 26, 2013, 09:19:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 09:19:14 PM
It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Sez you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#53
December 26, 2013, 09:21:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 09:19:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 09:19:14 PM
It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Sez you.

:lulz:

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
December 27, 2013, 12:01:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 08:34:23 PM
I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

:lulz:

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   :lulz:

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

:lulz: :lulz:

I love this.

It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 09:14:54 PM
Permission to share, EOC? With credit?

Of course! Most of the text is actually unchanged Dr. Seuss, but it still took a long time to get it just right.

EXCELLENT. Thanks!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#55
December 27, 2013, 04:11:08 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
December 27, 2013, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 27, 2013, 04:11:08 AM


That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#57
December 27, 2013, 09:38:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 27, 2013, 04:11:08 AM


That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.

It looks like they're at a festival, but they're actually on a shaker belt at a Food CompanyTM factory (you know the one, the guys with that cheery little jingle "OUR FOOD IS SLOP BUT YOU WILL EAT AND LIKE IT OR ELSE"). Yeah, they're on the shaker belt which is sorting out the good'uns from the wrong'uns and the just plain unseemly ones.

We all know what happens to the latter, but no one has ever told me what happens to the good'uns.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
December 28, 2013, 05:08:54 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 27, 2013, 09:38:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 27, 2013, 04:11:08 AM


That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.

It looks like they're at a festival, but they're actually on a shaker belt at a Food CompanyTM factory (you know the one, the guys with that cheery little jingle "OUR FOOD IS SLOP BUT YOU WILL EAT AND LIKE IT OR ELSE"). Yeah, they're on the shaker belt which is sorting out the good'uns from the wrong'uns and the just plain unseemly ones.

We all know what happens to the latter, but no one has ever told me what happens to the good'uns.

It's probably better not to know.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Odibex Grallspice

#59
December 28, 2013, 04:52:23 PM
Soilent green is people!
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