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This is not funny and not worth wasting your time on.

Started by Lies, December 23, 2010, 10:21:16 AM

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December 23, 2010, 10:21:16 AM Last Edit: December 23, 2010, 01:03:46 PM by Lysergic
Cain and Pixie declared this not funny, so I'm taking it back.

Sorry. Didn't realise sharing a laugh was forbidden here.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

#1
December 23, 2010, 10:36:10 AM
I wonder if they get their own jackets
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

P3nT4gR4m

#2
December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"

Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lies

#3
December 23, 2010, 11:49:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"

Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...

:mittens:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#4
December 23, 2010, 12:02:23 PM
Also, love the BIP reference as well, you sneaky bastard  :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#5
December 23, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
You know if you want to take a sickie if you work for the CIA you have to apply for a Break for Reasonable Bereavement.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#6
December 23, 2010, 12:39:57 PM
QuoteSatire is dead, reality has made it obsolete

Doesn't one of you spags declare this like, every other fucking day?  Make some better satire and stop your bitching.

Also OMG BREAKING NEWS: INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TO LOOK AT POTENTIAL FALLOUT FROM CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING RELEASED.  This is exactly the kind of work the CIA should be doing.  It's smart enough that I'm wondering whether I've woken up in some alternate universe where the CIA are competent.  "Here is some information with a potential impact on the foreign relations on the USA, and here are a bunch of countries whose own intelligence agencies are likely devouring this information to see what they can discover which they may not have already known.  Let's try and figure out how they'll respond."

Sounds like exactly what I'd ask the CIA to do.

Lies

#7
December 23, 2010, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:39:57 PM
QuoteSatire is dead, reality has made it obsolete

Doesn't one of you spags declare this like, every other fucking day?  Make some better satire and stop your bitching.

Also OMG BREAKING NEWS: INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TO LOOK AT POTENTIAL FALLOUT FROM CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING RELEASED.  This is exactly the kind of work the CIA should be doing.  It's smart enough that I'm wondering whether I've woken up in some alternate universe where the CIA are competent.  "Here is some information with a potential impact on the foreign relations on the USA, and here are a bunch of countries whose own intelligence agencies are likely devouring this information to see what they can discover which they may not have already known.  Let's try and figure out how they'll respond."

Sounds like exactly what I'd ask the CIA to do.
Did you miss the joke or something Cain?
Or is it I who's just really drunk and unaware of your burning satire?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#8
December 23, 2010, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"

Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...

P3nt is risen! its a miracle! :hides:

Cain

#9
December 23, 2010, 12:47:51 PM
No, I saw it.  WTF.

It just isn't very funny.

Lies

#10
December 23, 2010, 12:49:37 PM
What happened to you Cain, you used to be cool...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#11
December 23, 2010, 12:50:51 PM
Fuck you Lys.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#12
December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?

Lies

#13
December 23, 2010, 12:52:08 PM
lol.

No seriously, what the fuck is up man?

How is the CIA taking on a hilarious initial-ism not funny?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#14
December 23, 2010, 12:52:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?

Uh-oh, you're gonna have to join me in the Non-Cool Kids Clubhouse now.

I suspect the people who point out this wouldn't even be considered satirical will follow shortly.
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