Merry Cursemas!

[LMNO]

Not the river! 

But you said it would be oka--  HEY!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

At least it was cookie flavors and not waffles...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not the river! 

But you said it would be oka--  HEY!

I said it was possible. It says so right on the webpage. http://www.oregon.gov/deq/wq/pages/swimwillametteriver.aspx

[Doktor Howl]

Roger: I curse you to accidentally sit on a stool at the meatrack which is covered in inexplicable slime.

I've often wondered how this wouldn't happen.

[Eater of Clowns]

EoC- For every night up until the Epiphany or Little Christmas or whatever you feel like calling the 12th day, you will have nightmares that you are eaten by clowns.

OH CRUEL IRONY

[Demolition Squid]

 

EoC: In honor of your avatar, I curse you with CRAB BATTLE.

[EK WAFFLR]

NOT MAH BEARD!

[Eater of Clowns]

EoC: In honor of your avatar, I curse you with CRAB BATTLE.

OliOlioooooooo!