Merry Cursemas!

[Adios]

@ LMNO

I like this idea!  Huzzah for Cursemas!

LMNO:  I curse you to only notice boobs for the next 24 hours.

THIS IS NOT CURSE, IS BLESSING

No, I think for LMNO, it is a typical Thursday.  

[LMNO]

@ LMNO

I like this idea!  Huzzah for Cursemas!

LMNO:  I curse you to only notice boobs for the next 24 hours.

THIS IS NOT CURSE, IS BLESSING

Is curse.  After 24 hours, I stop noticing boobs.

[Jenne]

Nast:  I curse you with the only cute hairdo this side of the Embarcadero

Nigel:  I curse you with cookies.  Of all kinds.

Eve:  I curse you with too much tail, not enough time

Bella:  I curse you with clear skies and cat fur (not much of a curse!)

Liam:  I curse you with powers to mindmeld with neighbors and catch them in trickery the sorts of which you've only imagined

Cain:  I curse you with the ability to speak in tongues about the history of saints and sinners, meanwhile winning card game after card game at the local pub while your audience sits rapt in attention, unable to belive their ears

Suu:  I curse you with good times in great places before you head home for RI

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico curse all of you to spend New Year's Eve night in the Generalissimo's basement apartment.  Once those doors lock, is no turn back.  Fuck fire code.

See you soon, glorious faggots!

[Epimetheus]

CRAMULUS! I curse you with nightmares of balding!

Roger! I curse you with even more nice neighbors.

Most other people here! I curse you with occasional mild headaches, and nothing good being on when you turn on the T.V.! Find something else to do, FFS!

Enrico curse all of you to spend New Year's Eve night in the Generalissimo's basement apartment.  Once those doors lock, is no turn back.  Fuck fire code.

See you soon, glorious faggots!

Shit, WHY didn't I make New Year's plans yet?!? 

[Adios]

@ LMNO

I like this idea!  Huzzah for Cursemas!

LMNO:  I curse you to only notice boobs for the next 24 hours.

THIS IS NOT CURSE, IS BLESSING

Is curse.  After 24 hours, I stop noticing boobs.

Let me help.


Moobs do count, don't they?

[Jenne]

CRAMULUS! I curse you with nightmares of balding!

Roger! I curse you with even more nice neighbors.

Most other people here! I curse you with occasional mild headaches, and nothing good being on when you turn on the T.V.! Find something else to do, FFS!

Enrico curse all of you to spend New Year's Eve night in the Generalissimo's basement apartment.  Once those doors lock, is no turn back.  Fuck fire code.

See you soon, glorious faggots!

Shit, WHY didn't I make New Year's plans yet?!? 

I curse you Doktor Ekto, to only find awesome things to do on New Year's Eve, and not enough time to do them all!

[Jasper]

Gah!

CRAM YOU DAMNULUS

I curse you to be followed by talentless street performers for a whole block!

[Whatever]

Jenne - I curse you to having a dry Christmas during which the terrible truths of that which may never be shall be revealed to you all the while you are drinking a nice glass of wine    Maybe 4 or 5 or the bottle!  I know how inlaws can be!

Charley - I curse you to a holiday season of more good cheer than even you can handle!

Roger - I send you some of my snow, please feel free to share this curse with all of Tucson!  Also if it actually lands please film for great lulz!

LMNO - I curse you to at least one terribly flavored vodka drink per party....  I mean really terrible like chocolate or something.

Nigel - I curse you to the terrible tamale twist which consists of eating more than you should have then dancing until you have to eat more just for the energy!

RWHN - yeah, wrapping paper clean up and fighting for the boxes from the kiddies, no curse needed 

Suu - Hell you're in Florida how much worse can it really get?

ECH - I curse you to the most amazing recipe you have ever dreamed to come to you in the middle of a drunken sleep, unfortunately you fall back asleep halfway thru writing it down. 

Happy Holidays!!!

[AFK]

Nah, the kids get along splendidy.  I don't think there will be much fighting.

Also, I have a process for dealing with the wrapping paper.  Some might call it anal, obsessive compulsive, but the shit disappears pretty quickly. 

[Adios]

All of you, Are cursed to Hotel California PD.com

[Cramulus]

Some might call it anal, obsessive compulsive, but the shit disappears pretty quickly. 

RWHN HOSPITALIZED FOR PAPER CUTS AFTER CRAMMING WRAPING PAPER UP ASS, FILK AT 11

[AFK]

Babylon:  All your porn is replaced with Amish porn.  

"Don't look now, but Ezekial's barn door is open!"

"Group Barn Raising"

"Also, featuring a 6 page spread of Mary's bare ankles!"

[AFK]

Some might call it anal, obsessive compulsive, but the shit disappears pretty quickly. 

RWHN HOSPITALIZED FOR PAPER CUTS AFTER CRAMMING WRAPING PAPER UP ASS, FILK AT 11

FILK YOU MISTER MAN!

[Adios]

Babylon:  All your porn is replaced with Amish porn.  

"Don't look now, but Ezekial's barn door is open!"

"Group Barn Raising"

"Also, featuring a 6 page spread of Mary's bare ankles!"