Merry Cursemas!

[Juana]

 

Awww, Cram! Pee fruit? q.q

Phox: you are cursed to have to translate pig latin for younger relatives sometime in the near future.

[Whatever]

Gah!

CRAM YOU DAMNULUS

I curse you to be followed by talentless street performers for a whole block!

Even worse, I add to this curse that they are MIMES!!!!

[Jenne]

Gah!

CRAM YOU DAMNULUS

I curse you to be followed by talentless street performers for a whole block!

Sig:  I curse you to find chewing gum under your desk, for no reason at all.  Also, I curse you with tasty eggnog the likes of which will uncurl your hair!

[Jenne]

All of you, Are cursed to Hotel California PD.com

As a denizen of California, I approve of this message.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cramulus: I curse you to hear "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney 5 times a day until the 26th, and then have it stuck in your head until New Years (If I must suffer it, so must you)

LMNO: I curse you and your band to be the ones playing it (except that you don't manage to make it sound like a decent song)

Roger: I curse you so that whenever you enter the Meetrack for the next week it only plays Taylor Swift

Rat: I curse you that you get stuck watching a Sex in the City marathon

Sigmatic: I curse you that you have to hear an annoying sound with a steady tempo that you can't quite figure out where it is, what's doing it, or how to stop it.

[Jasper]

Jenne:  Next time you buy alcohol, you will be CARDED.

Blight:  You will grow a single, unusually long nose hair; And it WON'T EVEN BE YOUR OWN HAIR COLOR.

[Phox]

 

Cram: I curse you to have random outbursts of the most annoying parts of various showtunes for the next 24 hours. Also, you were right! 

HC: I curse you to think of the most atrociously written parts of Catcher in the Rye consistently for the next 24 hours. You are an evil, evil person! 

Blight: I curse you to think of me next time you get it on with your lady friend. That'll teach you to forget me! 

[Jenne]

Jenne:  Next time you buy alcohol, you will be CARDED.

Whoah, DUDE! Your curse just came true! Was carded for lambrusco about 20 minutes ago!

[Adios]

Jenne:  Next time you buy alcohol, you will be CARDED.

Whoah, DUDE! Your curse just came true! Was carded for lambrusco about 20 minutes ago!

HOLY SHIT!!!! SMELLY PAGAN ALERT!!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cram: I curse you to have random outbursts of the most annoying parts of various showtunes for the next 24 hours. Also, you were right! 

HC: I curse you to think of the most atrociously written parts of Catcher in the Rye consistently for the next 24 hours. You are an evil, evil person! 

Blight: I curse you to think of me next time you get it on with your lady friend. That'll teach you to forget me! 

Hmmm. I'll let you know the results tomorrow.

[Requia ☣]

Requia: I curse you to send overly joyous holiday text messages which will make people wonder if some holiday crazed lunatic has gotten ahold of your phone

Interesting.  In return I curse you to having a droopy mustache.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Fred, I curse you with antipathy towards Syracuse Basketball for an entire season.

[Richter]

BASTARD! you have nearly undone me, but I have somehow survived!

CRAMULUS  From this night to the night of the next I curse you with NORMALITY!

[Jasper]

Jenne:  Next time you buy alcohol, you will be CARDED.

Whoah, DUDE! Your curse just came true! Was carded for lambrusco about 20 minutes ago!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cram: I curse you to have random outbursts of the most annoying parts of various showtunes for the next 24 hours. Also, you were right! 

HC: I curse you to think of the most atrociously written parts of Catcher in the Rye consistently for the next 24 hours. You are an evil, evil person! 

Blight: I curse you to think of me next time you get it on with your lady friend. That'll teach you to forget me! 

Hmmm. I'll let you know the results tomorrow.

Correction. Sunday.

-Blight,
Really fucking hates the MBTA right now.