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Merry Cursemas!

Started by Cramulus, December 23, 2010, 06:21:37 PM

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Telarus

Quote from: Cramulus on December 23, 2011, 09:16:35 PM
wow, the ORIGINAL Cursemas page. This is from 1998ish? http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/cursemas.html

++Be wary of that blasted judgmental elf too.++


I Warned You, Cramulus. Do Not Test One In Possession Of The Cursemase Stare!
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Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Suu

Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 07:47:26 PM

SUU: I curse you with a tendency to sneeze often in social situations!



How dare you!

*sneezes*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

Remember my leg is in a cast? I'm not doing much stepping these days, let alone in chewing gum.

Cainad, I curse you so that while shaving, you keep believing one of your sideburns is actually longer than the other.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rumckle

Quote from: Cramulus on December 23, 2010, 06:42:31 PM

Rumckle: I curse you to lose your keys and then find them, after some frustration, in a place you already looked


:argh!:
You bastard, this happened at least twice this year
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

Cramulus: I curse you to lose your moustaches under your bed. All of them.

Cainad: I *sneeze* curse you to have an hour of hiccups for each *achooo* sneeze I have.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

mwahaha

Roger and Cramulus: I curse you both to have a shared dream experience in which you participate in questionable behaviors with one another.

LMNO: I curse you with a cold breeze to add some shrinkage to your whisky dick.

Nigel: I curse you with a slight but persistent feeling that there is a hair on your tongue. 

EoC: You are cursed by extra thick ear hair, unless you can consume three or more cans of Clamato before new years, after which the effect becomes permanent.

Twid: I curse you with Hipster-Flu. I'd tell you what the symptoms are, but you probably wouldn't get it.

I'll spare Suu and Richter. They already have to share a state with me.
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Cramulus

Quote from: Dimocritus on December 23, 2011, 11:10:05 PM
Roger and Cramulus: I curse you both to have a shared dream experience in which you participate in questionable behaviors with one another.

1. :tao&evt:
2.  :a2m:
3.  :oops::hi5::lol:
4. IT WAS ALL A DREAM
5.    :?:hi5::?

Telarus

Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Dimocritus

Quote from: Cramulus on December 23, 2011, 11:16:42 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on December 23, 2011, 11:10:05 PM
Roger and Cramulus: I curse you both to have a shared dream experience in which you participate in questionable behaviors with one another.

1. :tao&evt:
2.  :a2m:
3.  :oops::hi5::lol:
4. IT WAS ALL A DREAM
5.    :?:hi5::?

I think if we can somehow fit a dream within a dream, this could be the script for "Inception 2."
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Cramulus

Quote from: Telarus on December 23, 2011, 11:24:16 PM


OH GOD
she looks hungry


WAIT WHAT IS THE SCALE OF THIS IMAGE



SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK THERE'S PEOPLE IN THAT BOX

Nephew Twiddleton

Cram- i only read the sentence once.

I curse you to be very aware of that itch inside your left ear canal AND that youre out of qtips.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Dimo- i curse you to go searching for your beer only to find it in a place you havent even gone in your house today.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

I curse everyone in this thread with an itch at the back of your throat that feels like it was caused by cookie crumbs and no amount of coughing will get rid of it.

Suu

Dimo: I curse you to live in West Warwick. Forever.

Twid: I curse you to get stuck at the TD Banknorth Garden during a Taylor Swift concert.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."