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Hey Kai, what do you know about bees?

Started by Lies, December 28, 2010, 02:36:51 AM

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Kai

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 06:01:40 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 06:00:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

You obviously can, so no.

That's not very quantum.

TGRR,
Riding this joke down in flames.

That idea is a misunderstanding of quantum theory.

Kai,
Playing the ultimate "straight man".
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 06:05:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 06:01:40 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 06:00:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

You obviously can, so no.

That's not very quantum.

TGRR,
Riding this joke down in flames.

That idea is a misunderstanding of quantum theory.

Kai,
Playing the ultimate "straight man".

Balls.  The cat is both alive and dead in reality.

At least here in The City, anyway.  The rest of you may have different rules.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Phox

Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:

great minds..... :lulz:

AFK

Roid rage obviously.  He used performance enhancers to grow that beard.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:


DID SOMEONE CALL?
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Great.  I always get the suck universe, while the other me-s get to have all the fucking fun.  :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:

Meh, he was a hippie, I figure he had free love with anyone that could get past the beard ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 07:00:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Poor bear. :sad:
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sister Fracture on December 28, 2010, 07:05:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 07:00:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 28, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 28, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

:argh!: :lulz:

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either.  :lulz:

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Poor bear. :sad:

Most people make a rug out of them, first.  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.