This is just ridiculous

[Disco Pickle]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity#YouTube_atheism_and_obesity

This website is so surreal.

Also,

http://www.conservapedia.com/Discordianism

I am highly disappointed at how objective and non-biased this article is.

Just went to the author's page (Kristen something or other), in a hopeful state of mind.

I was crushingly disappointed.

It's endless quotes from RAW, Hill, etc, amongst which is "When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases" -- Robert Anton Wilson...

...Sans irony.

that website looks like it was written in the late 90's.  I haven't seen one like that in years.

[Cain]

That website is satire right?
Cause that was the funniest piece of shit I've read all week.

Nope.  It's for reals.

People really think like that.

Here in The Church, we call them "liars for Jesus".

Some people think this is Andrew Schafly rebelling against his mother by being a covert troll.

There is no actual evidence for this, mind, but it's an amusing idea nontheless, like the idea Ann Coulter may in fact just be a liberal woman trolling everyone to make conservatives look bad.