Killing=Hilarious

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, I have decided that snuff porn is just another variety of furry.

I have to disagree pretty strongly with that.

Furries are just silly.  Snuff porn at it's worst is actually murder, and at its best an indulgence of a psychopathic tendency.

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am basing this on the premise that there are basically two kinds of people: furries and not-furries.

[AFK]

Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The one's obsessed with the Baroness.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am basing this on the premise that there are basically two kinds of people: furries and not-furries.

Where do hipsters fall on this scale?   

[AFK]

Furries that dress in tweed? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".

Aini isn't in Detroit.  That was a lie, too.  Aini lives in NYC, and works at Coney Island.  None of her IPs resolve to Michigan.

[Phox]

Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The one's obsessed with the Baroness.  

Those two aren't mutually exclusive...  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am basing this on the premise that there are basically two kinds of people: furries and not-furries.

Where do hipsters fall on this scale?   

Since hipsters NEVER self-identify, and anyone can look at anyone else and declare them a hipster, hipsters are not furries.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".

Aini isn't in Detroit.  That was a lie, too.  Aini lives in NYC, and works at Coney Island.  None of her IPs resolve to Michigan.

Oh FFS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

Furries.

Also people who are into garden tools are furries.