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Started by AFK, December 30, 2010, 01:30:21 PM

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#106
January 03, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
Hmm, I wonder if he'll be looking for a rebound religion. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#107
January 03, 2011, 02:42:51 PM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 03, 2011, 02:40:07 PM
Tom Cruise will abandon Scientology

http://www.sportsbookgurus.com/news/talk-of-tom-cruise-abandoning-scientology-in-2011-hits-online-sportsbooks

No. The laws of physics demand that the amount of crazy in Hollywood only increases, never decreases. If he leaves Scientology.... terrible things may happen in order to maintain the amount of crazy.....
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#108
January 03, 2011, 06:46:09 PM
Miley Cyrus continues down her path of eventual ruin which will eventually take her to rehab.  Several times.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#109
January 03, 2011, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2010, 09:16:41 PM
But then how can I be better than everyone else?   :sad:

Because you have Slack™.  You know America™, and they don't.

Plus, you occasionally turn into a Hindu goddess and kill a bunch of motherfuckers at the bar, ensuring that I don't have to wait to get a drink.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#110
January 03, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on January 03, 2011, 06:46:09 PM
Miley Cyrus continues down her path of eventual ruin which will eventually take her to Dr Drew's tv show

Fixt
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#111
January 03, 2011, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: Able on January 03, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on January 03, 2011, 06:46:09 PM
Miley Cyrus continues down her path of eventual ruin which will eventually take her to Dr Drew's tv show

Fixt

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#112
January 03, 2011, 06:59:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 03, 2011, 02:42:51 PM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 03, 2011, 02:40:07 PM
Tom Cruise will abandon Scientology

http://www.sportsbookgurus.com/news/talk-of-tom-cruise-abandoning-scientology-in-2011-hits-online-sportsbooks

No. The laws of physics demand that the amount of crazy in Hollywood only increases, never decreases. If he leaves Scientology.... terrible things may happen in order to maintain the amount of crazy.....

So mission impossible? :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

#113
January 03, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
Lindsay Lohan will not only star in a porno and get pregnant. She will finally kill herself. One can hope, right?

Rush Limbaugh will have a near-fatal heart attack or stroke and find someway to blame it on the Dems.

Cain weasels his way into the House of Commons.

We'll see a new string of terrorist attacks that don't target airports or any sort of transportation depot or large cities. We'll call it "backyard terrorism" and it will start at suburban daycare centers.

People will lobby for the total ban of high fructose corn syrup in the United States, which won't pass, as Big Corn has their hands on the balls of Congress just as much as Big Oil.

BP is bought by Exxon-Mobil.

A hurricane in New England, greater than category 3 and it's going to be nasty. It will cut Montauk Point off from Long Island and buzz straight up Narragansett Bay, causing a failure in the Providence Hurricane Barrier and throwing 20 ft of water into the city and up into the Blackstone and Pawtuxet Rivers, causing the entire state to sink except for the Johnston Landfill, College Hill and Federal Hill. FEMA and the government will do nothing, as 90% of the nation's Red Cross is overseas tending to a natural disaster in New Caledonia. We accept aid from the Netherlands and Portugal, but all boats from France are turned away.
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Reginald Ret

#114
January 04, 2011, 12:23:10 AM
Many governments around the world will raise taxes to get rid of their budget deficits; this will destroy the economy, many large companies will fail and their websites will shut down causing a total breakdown of the internet (don't believe me? imagine what happens when the top 5 search-engines, youtube, amazon and facebook are gone.)
Alternatively the governments won't raise taxes, and the needed budget cuts will destroy the economy; same results as above.

Everything that isn't produced in china or india will become more expensive but nowhere near as expensive as food will become.
You will not get a raise.
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Cain

#115
January 04, 2011, 09:08:43 AM Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 09:17:09 AM by The Poster With No Name
Well, the last one is certainly true for my dad, for the next two years.  Actually, with the raise in VAT and the rise in cost of trains, petrol, food etc and the fact his last pay rises were still below the national inflation rate means he has taken what is effectively pay cut.

Cain

#116
January 04, 2011, 11:09:29 AM
Also, Sarah Palin's twitter has gone mysteriously quiet.  I think she is definitely up to something, and is keeping her mouth shut and fingers not typing so she cannot offend anyone.

AFK

#117
January 04, 2011, 02:09:48 PM
I have to assume there are Republicans constantly, secretly, begging her to not run.  I'm not 100% convinced she will run but right now I'd put the odds at over 50%.  Just because it will get her mug on TV more and probably result in more money coming her way.  I think she likes the spotlight.  I don't think she'd actually like the actual job of being President. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#118
January 04, 2011, 02:19:31 PM
The problem is Palin consistently polls high for support in the party - far higher than she does among the general population.  So the few thinking Republicans left would certainly rather she didnt run, but they do not really have a say over such matters anymore.

It's kinda like how the GOP sees healthcare as a SOCIALIST DEATH MACHINE CONSPIRACY TRAP, while actually most of the provisions prove popular in the polls.  They're just completely out of touch on key issues.

LMNO

#119
January 04, 2011, 02:23:35 PM
Not that rationality exists in this conversation, but it would seem like Palin would be best as a spokesperson/powerbroker/kingmaker, someone who wouldn't run for president, but who would throw her support behind, and generate buzz and energize the base.
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