It's fucking 2010

[Jasper]

Shouldn't we solve hunger and stuff like that first?

I usually just eat a cheeseburger or something. That seems to take care of the problem.

ECH,
visionary

Sorted. 

You know what I really wish existed?  Sophisticated communications that used entanglement.  Because fuck waiting for, like, the speed of light.

[Kai]

Okay.

It's motherfucking 2010.

Where the FUCK are our skin graft prosthesesies. Where the fuck are our cephlalopod arms and gills and rending claws? Where are the dinosaurs, the mammoths, the giant killer sloths and terror birds? Why the FUCK has a T. rex not destroyed San Diego? Why are there no algae encrusted solar powered houses and methane eating nanomachines? Why are there no kinky virtual reality gay brothels? 

And where the FUCK is my fucking recreational sex change pill?

[Jasper]

I agree about getting a t rex down in san diego.  It might be prudent to give it cyborg limbs and gen-engineer it with komodo dragon spit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shouldn't we solve hunger and stuff like that first?

I usually just eat a cheeseburger or something. That seems to take care of the problem.

ECH,
visionary

There was a hilariously huge argument on the bead board about whether poor people should be judged for eating fast food. After my cheeseburger experiment research last year, I determined that fast food cheeseburgers are actually the cheapest protein-rich food, calorie for penny.

[Cain]

I went to a semi-cheap cafe yesterday and had the worst cheeseburger I have ever had in my life.  Pro-tip: a cold bun with a steak and that grated cheese you buy in bags from the supermarket is not a "cheeseburger" by any standard definition of the term.

I would've been better off, nutritionally, financially and in terms of customer service if I had gone to Burger King instead.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Shouldn't we solve hunger and stuff like that first?

I usually just eat a cheeseburger or something. That seems to take care of the problem.

ECH,
visionary

There was a hilariously huge argument on the bead board about whether poor people should be judged for eating fast food. After my cheeseburger experiment research last year, I determined that fast food cheeseburgers are actually the cheapest protein-rich food, calorie for penny.

That's precisely why I eat so many buck doubles from BK. Quick and cheap as hell. Makes snagging a quick lunch while in transit easy, especially if I don't want to bother going to the bank to grab a couple of bucks.

[maphdet]

Didn't read the thread, just the title and well...it is now 2011.

[Requia ☣]

Good point.

Where the hell is my personal spacecraft?

[Bruno]

I WANT COFFEE I CAN FREEBASE!!!!