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I JUST GOT HIRED AS A PSYCHIC FOR A LOCAL NEWPAPER.

Started by Suu, January 03, 2011, 07:13:47 PM

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hooplala

#30
January 03, 2011, 09:47:06 PM
Miss Cleo.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Richter

#31
January 03, 2011, 10:28:56 PM
"Usagi"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Triple Zero

#32
January 03, 2011, 10:35:05 PM
How about Angelica Vox? Kind of a play on words to angelic voices which is where you're getting your astral PMs from.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Telarus

#33
January 03, 2011, 11:16:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 03, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:21:43 PM
Wait, this is Johnston. I have to be Italian or no one will take me seriously.



Um, you ARE 169% dago.

No I'm not. My mother is a hardcore potato eater.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
Madam Blatafapski.

Maestra Blatafapiosi.


Irish are all psychic, too.  Stick some pigskin in a jar and tell them it's your caul.

We are? Fuckin' sweet

Yeah, for certain values of 'Psychic' which (coincidentally) approach 'Crazy'. My bro's in custody for his own protection, and by mom buys 'New Age Crystals and Angels' as her whole reality tunnel (oh, I almost forgot, don't sign' you're name to anything that has your name written in ALL CAPITOL LETTERS or you're recognizing your existence as corporate-property  :fnord:). It kinda sucks not having any actual coherent communication with nearly 50% of your family for years, but at least they're not painting themselves blue, sleeping in the woods, and trying to burn entire Roman garrisons to the ground (What ar' we gaenna do tan'ght, Brian?)....

I had to crack my own head open from shear survival reflex to my fucked up gene pool.
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Suu

#34
January 03, 2011, 11:19:07 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#35
January 03, 2011, 11:21:26 PM
I just finished the first draft. I almost took it seriously and did some research. Then I added words like, "Gansett", "Butler", and "Balls".



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#36
January 03, 2011, 11:26:21 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 11:19:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 03, 2011, 10:28:56 PM
"Usagi"

*slap*

:lulz:


:lulz: :lulz:

Also, when are you starting your radio show again?  I did some PSA's.  "Proper behavior at the club"  and "Smoeky the Bear say's don't fuck socks."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#37
January 03, 2011, 11:27:17 PM
Send them over. I'm scheduled for tomorrow night, then I switch to Wednesdays starting next week.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#38
January 03, 2011, 11:45:44 PM
Will rapidshit them when I get home. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#39
January 03, 2011, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 03, 2011, 11:45:44 PM
Will rapidshit them when I get home. 

...I just got the most amazing visual.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#40
January 04, 2011, 12:00:00 AM
I am a fucking end game boss.  (Cram said so.)  I am supposed invoke these sorts of awe.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Telarus

#41
January 04, 2011, 12:17:37 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 04, 2011, 12:00:00 AM
I am a fucking end game boss.  (Cram said so.)  I am supposed invoke these sorts of awe.

:mittens:

Also, this writing op sounds amazing, Suu. Can't wait to see them.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Suu

#42
January 04, 2011, 12:34:20 AM
I don't want to post them all right now, they'll be released online, but here's a sample:


QuoteCapricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19):

You're feeling like a mind reader and have become your friends' couch shrink, yet you can't even open up to them over a $1.25 pint of Gansett at Balls! Loosen up, already! And take their advice; don't be oversensitive as you can sometimes be. Take it easy and relax. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#43
January 04, 2011, 02:24:40 AM
OMG! SHE LOVES THEM! :banana:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Lies

#44
January 04, 2011, 02:47:14 AM
Awesome work suu! I'm quite jealous to be honest :P
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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