ITT: We post things that have changed our lives.

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Prince Glittersnatch III

#1
January 08, 2011, 04:53:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S5lcF434cw

^This guy went on to be a senator in derkastan or wherever this movie was made.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

East Coast Hustle

#3
January 11, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
What changed my life?

the Fleshlight.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#4
January 11, 2011, 08:14:22 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 11, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
What changed my life?

the Fleshlight.

Do you own one for real?

Suu

#5
January 11, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
The man is stuck on a boat without his ladyfriend. I'd assume yes.
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East Coast Hustle

#6
January 11, 2011, 08:27:23 PM
:lulz:

No, I do not own one for real.

I am, however, quite amused that anyone thought it would be a given that I do.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#7
January 11, 2011, 08:28:18 PM
I took Ecstacy on New Years Eve 1999/2000 and can quite honestly say that it changed my life.  For the better.

I've done it maybe twice since then, and while it was fun it wasn't life-changing like the first time.

Pre-E I was one of those guys who was emotionally introverted and felt I had no real friends, all of that bullshit that a lot of people go through in their late teens and early 20s... anyway, after E that was all gone, permanently.  I'm not doing this experience justice in any manner, but it was very illuminating.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#8
January 11, 2011, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 11, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
What changed my life?

the Fleshlight.

The fact that it exists is life changing in and of itself but the fact that they advertise it by showing hawt nekkit chicks using it on their boyfriends is downright epiphanical  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Jasper

#9
January 11, 2011, 08:33:03 PM
That made me laugh too.

But then I thought about how normal it seems when guys use toys on girls.

Then I laughed again.

LMNO

#10
January 11, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Re: OP.

The Repo Man soundtrack.  Specifically, Circle Jerk's "Coup d'Etat".  The first punk song I ever heard.  I knew everything was different from that point on.

hooplala

#11
January 11, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
I like that version of Pablo Picasso too... now I will have to go listen to that.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jasper

#12
January 11, 2011, 08:40:44 PM
I suspect Gwar changed my life, but I'd rather not contemplate it overlong.

Jenne

#13
January 12, 2011, 02:59:23 PM
Oh hell...too many things to name, man.  And they're all eye-rollingly big.  Like moving to a small isolated town when I was just entering 8th grade.  I think I was suicidal for about 3-4 years after that.  Meeting this tall drink of water my second night in college that I ended up living next to, dating and then (SHIT!) marrying.  And he just happened to be Muslim and Afghan.  :lol:  Traveling to Europe with a Eurail pass, backpack and a hostel membership at 21.  And then there's the usual:  having kids, husband almost dying of a rare and deadly autoimmune disease, dad going to prison...yadda yadda.
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