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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #150 on: November 04, 2011, 11:30:17 pm »
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.

1.  I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't.  I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.

2.  Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.

Poptart thing I was expecting.

The Wizard Joseph?   You're playing ROUGH, Roger.

That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp.  I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.

Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.



Pssh, I do that shit for fun.

Tell you what, you bald, over-the-hill pompous holier-then-thou asshole, I'm going to do you a huge favor and show up to one of those Day of Discord thingies, one where you are present, just to show off my hair and beard so you can see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like.  Then I will proceed to drink you under the table, and while you are laying there comatose, paint your face like a Juggalo and take pictures.  Pictures that you will NEVER live down.  Then you will be gangster.

I was once threatened by a group of 4 white-boy-gangstas, and not the type from a real ghetto, who faced me down, by myself, and when I didn't run they told me ONE PHONE CALL MOTHERFUCKER, ONE CALL AND I GOTS 15 GUYS WITH GUNS ON THE WAY!!  Because, you know, I had a chance against the 4 of them or something.  I expected a better reaction from you than "I'm gonna call my PEEPZ!"

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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #151 on: November 04, 2011, 11:38:38 pm »
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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #152 on: November 04, 2011, 11:44:46 pm »
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.

1.  I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't.  I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.

2.  Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.

Poptart thing I was expecting.

The Wizard Joseph?   You're playing ROUGH, Roger.

That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp.  I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.

Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.



Pssh, I do that shit for fun.

Tell you what, you bald, over-the-hill pompous holier-then-thou asshole, I'm going to do you a huge favor and show up to one of those Day of Discord thingies, one where you are present, just to show off my hair and beard so you can see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like.  Then I will proceed to drink you under the table, and while you are laying there comatose, paint your face like a Juggalo and take pictures.  Pictures that you will NEVER live down.  Then you will be gangster.

I was once threatened by a group of 4 white-boy-gangstas, and not the type from a real ghetto, who faced me down, by myself, and when I didn't run they told me ONE PHONE CALL MOTHERFUCKER, ONE CALL AND I GOTS 15 GUYS WITH GUNS ON THE WAY!!  Because, you know, I had a chance against the 4 of them or something.  I expected a better reaction from you than "I'm gonna call my PEEPZ!"

I like this thread!

Way to kill a joke, Snake-Man.

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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #153 on: November 05, 2011, 12:16:25 am »
I'm incapable of being butthurt. Do your worst.
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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #154 on: November 05, 2011, 12:07:42 pm »
I don't believe I ever got a butthurt post when I posted last.  I hope that trix thing didn't kill the joke too much, plz to butthurt meeeeee.
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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #155 on: March 01, 2013, 03:36:59 am »
but, hey, man, what is butthurt, you know, cosmically?
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Re: Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.
« Reply #156 on: March 01, 2013, 03:03:53 pm »
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