ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

[Jenne]

Ha!  Barkeep!  I'll take what you're slingin' over there!

[Suu]

Drink me up! I tip well!

I don't know you that well yet.

Here's a Budweiser for your lady troubles.

[Suu]

Ha!  Barkeep!  I'll take what you're slingin' over there!

You're an adorable sophisticated girly-girl, but you also don't take shit, I can tell.

"Jenne's Cosmo on Crack"

Chilled Martini Glass rimmed with natural lime juice

2 parts Grey Goose Le Poire
1 part Chambord
1 part Cranberry Juice

Combine and shake with ice

Garnish with a lime wedge.

...Goddamn I want one of these now.

[Suu]

Oooh, this sounds like fun. What do I get?

You like rum.

"Leln's Angry Librarian"

1 part Gosling's 151 Black Rum
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Creme de Cacao

"It's coffee, damnit."

That would be quite the concoction, suitable for getting one through the days when the tedium outweighs the awesome that old books can be. But still, 151? Are you trying to kill me? Though I suppose if worse comes to worse it would be fun to experiment with putting it in a chocolate milkshake, coffee or over ice cream. I now have ideas for my next trip to the liquor store, thanks!

Serve it in a martini glass instead of a high ball. You won't drink it as fast and you'll pour less alcohol.

[Suu]

Also, if I get enough of these, I may just have to publish a book.

[Rumckle]

Ooh, something without fancy stuff please, good alcohol is too expensive for me

[StochasticProvost]

At least you didn't spit in it. I think. I'm moving up around here... maybe next time I'll get something with actual alcohol content.

[Juana]

Can has?

[Suu]

Ooh, something without fancy stuff please, good alcohol is too expensive for me

You're Australian. You get this.



But I suppose I could treat you to something. I'm not sure what brand you get down there, being upside down and all.

1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

[Suu]

At least you didn't spit in it. I think. I'm moving up around here... maybe next time I'll get something with actual alcohol content.

Let me up the ante then:



It's 32%.

[Suu]

Can has?

"Hovering Orange Cat"

1 Part Stoli Oranj
1 Part Orange Juice
Splash Campari
Dash Bitters

It's like a screwdriver, only with a zing.

[StochasticProvost]

1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

ETA: And also, thanks for the upgrade! Surely it will help me get through this oncoming SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!111

[Suu]

1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

ETA: And also, thanks for the upgrade! Surely it will help me get through this oncoming SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!111

I actually HAVE tried the Well's/Young's combo as a black and tan. It's like sex for dessert. In beer form. Adding the banana and ice cream would just make it that much more awesome, that is, if your stomach can take the milk and beer combo.

[Juana]

Can has?

"Hovering Orange Cat"

1 Part Stoli Oranj
1 Part Orange Juice
Splash Campari
Dash Bitters

It's like a screwdriver, only with a zing.

Sounds good. I'm going to try this soon.

[Suu]

I don't use Campari much, it's a weird aperitif. It does mix well with juices, so let me know what you think!