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Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 07, 2010, 08:09:57 PM

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Because when they decide to sting you, they fatally crap out their own guts to do so.  Which is the most PDcom thing I have ever heard.

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I like the idea of honebees being like us. Awwwww!  :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
I like the idea of honebees being like us. Awwwww!  :)

And "honey" is so sweet, European and otherwise.  8)
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Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 11:11:38 AM
I for one am happy ;D I was one of the nutjobs blaming cell phone towers. The data seemed to fit.

I'm looking forwards to getting a few hives when we move.

Wouldn't getting hives make moving uncomfortable?
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Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 10, 2010, 12:51:22 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 11:11:38 AM
I for one am happy ;D I was one of the nutjobs blaming cell phone towers. The data seemed to fit.

I'm looking forwards to getting a few hives when we move.

Wouldn't getting hives make moving uncomfortable?

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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 08:30:55 PM
Losing the honeybees is not doomsday... at least, not in the Americas. Native bees were pollinating plants for millennia before Europeans introduced the honeybee, which pushed the native species to the brink of extinction. Colony collapse disorder, which only affects European honeybees, has given native species a chance to re-establish themselves.

And now OUR bees are all Africanized!   :lulz:
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LOL

Oh wait I mean  :x

I am pretty sure this is NOT what Nixon had in mind.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

GEE I WONDER IF THIS HS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DECLINE IN HUMAN FETUS VIABLITY IN NORTH AMERICA

NAAAAHHH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/11/AR2011011100106.html

Looks like the Bumblebees are tanking as well.

On the upside, this will spur a whole new job sector... people with q-tips manually pollinating crops.
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