Mouse bites penis

[Adios]

In February 2007, Mr Solomon, a Vietnam veteran who says he has been treated for post-traumatic stress disorder, was jailed in the Nassau County Correctional Center near New York City, pending trial on charges he had menaced his wife.
He was transferred to a medical observation unit amid worries he was mentally ill. In court documents obtained by the BBC, he claims at night a rat "or similar rodent" emerged from a hole in his mattress and bit him on the penis and hand, drawing blood.
Mr Solomon, 54, claimed the county was indifferent to his treatment and failed to protect him from the vermin, and sued for damages.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409

Real life is in fact funnier than fiction.

[Eater of Clowns]

How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

[Epimetheus]

How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

Well, no, but that's because that's your personal fetish.

[Adios]

How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

Well, no, but that's because that's your personal fetish.

[Adios]

How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

.....I am almost afraid to ask.....

[Suu]

How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

I told you not to buy 2nd hand mattresses.

[Richter]

There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

[Suu]

There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

[Adios]

There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Fuck yes.

[hooplala]

There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Just another example of Salazorian torture technology which eventually evolved into family entertainment.

[Richter]

There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Just another example of Salazorian torture technology which eventually evolved into family entertainment.

The frequency of that happening is really alarming, but it does explain "Hungry Hungry Hippos" 

[Epimetheus]

There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Just another example of Salazorian torture technology which eventually evolved into family entertainment.

The frequency of that happening is really alarming, but it does explain "Hungry Hungry Hippos" 

Oh dear lord, the horrible Salazorian Running of the Hippos...I still feel sore...