Dear Suu

[Phox]

Yeah, and you are all the evil genius credentials I need Semaj.

Ya, so I read. Isn't it great to have a nemesis?

Indeed 'tis.

[Triple Zero]

Heard the first half last night. Suu, if I were to send you a couple of 10-20 minute mixes, and you liked them, then you could be even moar eclectic and cosmopolitan than you already am, yah?

Indeed.

Also: Richter's little shorts are in there. The FragMonkey one is worth every penny.

He loves wearing those little shorts of his....

AMIRITE!!!!????

General Stuart, was it not?

So uh, I'm looking at your posting history, you hardly ever post, in the past month you broke your silence only twice, once to say "lulz" and once for ... this? If this is the sort of quality thought that makes you think "yeah! I totally need to share this with all of PD.com!!" then I shudder to think--no wait, I'm actually extremely curious what the sort of drivel must be that goes through your head the rest of the time ...

You kind of remind me of Zaphod Beeblebrox... The brain-damaged movie version, not the one from the books.

[Suu]

I have no idea wtf goes through his brain either. He hates this forum. I hate him smoking, so we're even.

[Triple Zero]

It kinda makes you Trillian, though

[Phox]

I wanna be a Vogon!

[BadBeast]

I wanna be a Vogon!

You're not a good enough poet.

[Phox]

I wanna be a Vogon!

You're not a good enough poet.

[BadBeast]

I wanna be a Vogon!

You're not a good enough poet.

Sorry, I didn't mean it to sound quite so brutal. But if you were up to Vogon standards, you'd be really famous, and you'd be the most published poet since,    I dunno, Evar!

[Phox]

I wanna be a Vogon!

You're not a good enough poet.

Sorry, I didn't mean it to sound quite so brutal. But if you were up to Vogon standards, you'd be really famous, and you'd be the most published poet since,    I dunno, Evar!

BUT I AM.  I wrote under the pseudonym J.K. Rowling.

[BadBeast]

That's incredduble! I publish under the name "Dan Brown", but don't tell anyone, because I'm ashamed.  At the success of my shit books.

[Phox]

That's incredduble! I publish under the name "Dan Brown", but don't tell anyone, because I'm ashamed.  At the success of my shit books.

Yeah, you really shouldn't tell people that. 

[Phox]

Also, as amusing a troll as it is, please stop using the words "historical", "accurate", "real", "factual", "actually", and any and all derivatives and synonyms thereof when describing the events, characters, organizations, concepts, and/or any other plot device in your works. 

[Suu]

Hey now. I've read a whole 3 of Dan Brown's books. Once.

[BadBeast]

Oh, quite the critic now, aren't we? Unfortunately, I'm not familiar enough with that Harry Potter bilge you've been churning out to comment. But the films were mind numbingly shite. But I suppose we all need to put bread on the table somehow. Still, . . . . That Lad who played Harry, gone off and got famous for being a Horse botherer now.
 

[BadBeast]

Hey now. I've read a whole 3 of Dan Brown's books. Once.

I had them all ghostwritten anyway. By Stephen King. And Kingsley Amis.