Dear Suu

[Phox]

Oh, quite the critic now, aren't we? Unfortunately, I'm not familiar enough with that Harry Potter bilge you've been churning out to comment. But the films were mind numbingly shite. But I suppose we all need to put bread on the table somehow. Still, . . . . That Lad who played Harry, gone off and got famous for being a Horse botherer now.
 

Yeah, it's working out pretty well for him. But you see, when you breed horses, you need someone to arouse them. I mean, you can't just let them fuck. They might get hurt. Or fail to conceive. Or pull out too soon. That's why you have get someone like young Daniel there to sweet talk them, get the blood flowing. Then you manually jack them off, put the semen in a big ass turkey baster and shove that shit right into the mare's twat. Erotic as hell. 

[BadBeast]

Oh, quite the critic now, aren't we? Unfortunately, I'm not familiar enough with that Harry Potter bilge you've been churning out to comment. But the films were mind numbingly shite. But I suppose we all need to put bread on the table somehow. Still, . . . . That Lad who played Harry, gone off and got famous for being a Horse botherer now.
 

Yeah, it's working out pretty well for him. But you see, when you breed horses, you need someone to arouse them. I mean, you can't just let them fuck. They might get hurt. Or fail to conceive. Or pull out too soon. That's why you have get someone like young Daniel there to sweet talk them, get the blood flowing. Then you manually jack them off, put the semen in a big ass turkey baster and shove that shit right into the mare's twat. Erotic as hell. 

Works for me. "The Love that dare not whinny it's name"