Doktor Howl's official 2012 platform for the presidential election.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Of course, it would be UnAmerican™ if you couldn't buy some of that Deluxe Equality for yourself, even if just as an indulgence. In fact, I propose we take that very leaf out of the history books and put it into legal practice: Indulgences.

For a reasonable fee (to be determined at a later date), you can pay your fines in advance and not have to bother with legal proceedings or prosecution for any crimes up to and including the value of your payments.

And if you make a down payment of 20% or more, you get a 5% bonus on the value of how much wrongdoing your payment plan covers you for!

[Don Coyote]

The Odious Desert Scavenger Cabal will neither confirm nor deny any and all endorsement of The Good Reverend Roger's "Change We Deserve" platform.

[Adios]

I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger.

[Phox]

Whatever the hell Phox is calling herself to sound more important fully endorses Doktor Howl's candidacy.

[Adios]

Whatever the hell Phox is calling herself to sound more important fully endorses Doktor Howl's candidacy.

You know the leather turned you on.

[Phox]

Whatever the hell Phox is calling herself to sound more important fully endorses Doktor Howl's candidacy.

You know the leather turned you on.

I have leather and whips too Charley. And do you really want someone in office who doesn't even know what the nuclear football is? I mean, she probably even wouldn't know what to DO with access to nuclear codes. I am not risking the fate of mankind on someone who would hesitate to use nuclear alternatives.

[Adios]

Whatever the hell Phox is calling herself to sound more important fully endorses Doktor Howl's candidacy.

You know the leather turned you on.

I have leather and whips too Charley. And do you really want someone in office who doesn't even know what the nuclear football is? I mean, she probably even wouldn't know what to DO with access to nuclear codes. I am not risking the fate of mankind on someone who would hesitate to use nuclear alternatives.

I like you more all the time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger.

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.

[Adios]

I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger.

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.

Nope, changed my mind. Plans are in the making.

[East Coast Hustle]

If you need to kiss these degenerates' spotty old asses and go mongering for votes, I'm not voting for you.

I expect my tyrants to ascend to the heights of power the old-fashioned way.

[Phox]

If you need to kiss these degenerates' spotty old asses and go mongering for votes, I'm not voting for you.

I expect my tyrants to ascend to the heights of power the old-fashioned way.

ECH: You can be my Deputy Postmaster General/Field Commander.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If you need to kiss these degenerates' spotty old asses and go mongering for votes, I'm not voting for you.

I expect my tyrants to ascend to the heights of power the old-fashioned way.

Sooooo...you aren't interested in SecDef?  I was reserving it just for you.

[East Coast Hustle]

you've got me all wrong.

I want to be Secretary of Offense.

[East Coast Hustle]

I guess it's technically the same job, I just have a refreshingly different philosophy about the duties of my position. But I'm changing the name regardless.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

you've got me all wrong.

I want to be Secretary of Offense.

Well, in any defacto sense, that's the job.  However, we prefer the Orwellian, so it's going to be Secretary of Our Shocked and Angry Response to Your Aggression.