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Started by Adios, January 14, 2011, 04:07:57 PM

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Adios

January 14, 2011, 04:07:57 PM
In February 2007, Mr Solomon, a Vietnam veteran who says he has been treated for post-traumatic stress disorder, was jailed in the Nassau County Correctional Center near New York City, pending trial on charges he had menaced his wife.
He was transferred to a medical observation unit amid worries he was mentally ill. In court documents obtained by the BBC, he claims at night a rat "or similar rodent" emerged from a hole in his mattress and bit him on the penis and hand, drawing blood.
Mr Solomon, 54, claimed the county was indifferent to his treatment and failed to protect him from the vermin, and sued for damages.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409

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Eater of Clowns

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January 14, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?
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#2
January 14, 2011, 04:17:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

Well, no, but that's because that's your personal fetish.
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Adios

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January 14, 2011, 04:18:26 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 14, 2011, 04:17:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

Well, no, but that's because that's your personal fetish.

:lulz:

Adios

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January 14, 2011, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?


.....I am almost afraid to ask.....

Suu

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January 14, 2011, 04:23:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
How is this an event?  Mice bite my penis all the fucking time.  Am I supposed to sue the pet store?

I told you not to buy 2nd hand mattresses.
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Richter

#6
January 14, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

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January 14, 2011, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

:mittens:
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Adios

#8
January 14, 2011, 04:47:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Fuck yes.

hooplala

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January 14, 2011, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Just another example of Salazorian torture technology which eventually evolved into family entertainment.
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Richter

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January 14, 2011, 04:55:12 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 14, 2011, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Just another example of Salazorian torture technology which eventually evolved into family entertainment.

The frequency of that happening is really alarming, but it does explain "Hungry Hungry Hippos" 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Epimetheus

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January 14, 2011, 05:00:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 04:55:12 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 14, 2011, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
There's a Salazorian device used for "Ask in friendly nice way"  (loose translation) which cages in several voracious vermin around certain parts.  Given the occasional improvisational and sub-standard contruction of Salazorian interogation implements, it occasionally releases these horrible junk-seeking mice on everyone in the room.  This is the actual, uncredited genesis of disco dancing.

Just another example of Salazorian torture technology which eventually evolved into family entertainment.

The frequency of that happening is really alarming, but it does explain "Hungry Hungry Hippos" 

Oh dear lord, the horrible Salazorian Running of the Hippos...I still feel sore...
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