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The Swearing Thread
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:57:52 am »
post your favourite examples of swearing  :evil:

any language, any dialect, any kind of swear words. if you can, post a translation

mine is this one, from my very own argentina:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5q0xb-S0jg&feature=related

translated transcript of what i can discern of the first 13 seconds (full video is 2:17): "you're a son of a thousand bitches""we went past, you big-balled (idiot), your mother's cunt!""dunno, now we're gonna retake this dick" "now this son of thousand bitches decarburates (?) his car, the son of a bitch"

oh, also

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 06:06:03 am »
Well, as according to my new signature-"lo mejor de ti  goteó por la pierna de tu madre"

"The best part of you dripped down your mothers leg!"

I love how it just rolls off the tongue  :lulz:
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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 06:11:52 am »

"Slappa."

"KURWA!!!!"

"INSECTO!!!"
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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 06:38:51 am »
I remember once talking to a woman, who I forget where she's from now so this really annoys me, but apparently they have a 1 word insult that literally means 'You should have been kicked back into your mother" XD
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 06:42:49 am »
I like it said as a whole sentence.  It really conveys hate well.  :lol:

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2011, 06:43:55 am »
I remember once talking to a woman, who I forget where she's from now so this really annoys me, but apparently they have a 1 word insult that literally means 'You should have been kicked back into your mother" XD

if it's in spanish it could have been malparido, literally 'badly given-birth to'

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2011, 06:46:07 am »
I remember once talking to a woman, who I forget where she's from now so this really annoys me, but apparently they have a 1 word insult that literally means 'You should have been kicked back into your mother" XD

if it's in spanish it could have been malparido, literally 'badly given-birth to'

LOL, I like this one too, I'll remember that.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2011, 08:04:27 am »
Wow, I am now so excited to scream "I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MILK!" at the next person who crosses me.

My favorite American insults:

1. Go climb a wall of dicks, you candle-sniffing fuckfence
2. Assfacehole
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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2011, 09:58:48 am »
Aw! eatabagofdicks.com is dead.  :sad:
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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2011, 01:10:30 pm »

Or yiddish curses like "MAY your dick shrivel and fall off and that a dog should puke on it!"
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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2011, 01:17:11 pm »
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2011, 01:19:16 pm »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2011, 01:20:35 pm »
I would be remiss if I didn't post this, again...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ptNeHrhuSc

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Re: The Swearing Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2011, 01:22:08 pm »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!