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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2011, 02:07:19 am »
This was a real ad.



Yeah.   :lulz:
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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2011, 02:10:20 am »


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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2011, 02:12:17 am »
I CAN'T STOP!    :whack:

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Oh shit. Luckies were Phox's brand of choice back when she smoked. Didn't know I had the same taste as Santa Claus.  :lulz:

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2011, 02:41:19 am »

 :lulz:


I'm so glad you smoke a pipe.  It puts you in a good humor, and you stop hitting me for a while.


I don't even fucking.


Your pipe is upside-down, "Bob".


I also found "Bob's" dad.

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Since this thread is also about Santa Claus.

Edit: Hotlink fail.
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Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2011, 03:07:41 am »
Off topic, but
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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2011, 03:33:50 am »


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2011, 03:36:07 am »
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2011, 03:40:40 am »
Is it plugged in?

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2011, 03:54:33 am »
My first one:  "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.


Fixed for moar insanity.
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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2011, 04:02:43 am »
 :lulz:



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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2011, 04:08:33 am »
Santa had elves, "Bob" had this guy.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2011, 08:26:38 am »
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.

It gets better!  Tucson apparently controls the country!   :lulz:



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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2011, 08:27:58 am »
This was a real ad.



Yeah.   :lulz:

Reminds me of this kid:

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2011, 11:16:59 am »
Thank you - I just spent the last 45minutes trying to tuck my organs back in from laughing so hard.