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"Bob" Drives People Crazy.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North Endâ„¢

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Phox

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:00:23 AM
I CAN'T STOP!    :whack:

http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/santa-lucky-strike.jpg

Oh shit. Luckies were Phox's brand of choice back when she smoked. Didn't know I had the same taste as Santa Claus.  :lulz:

Precious Moments Zalgo

#18

:lulz:


I'm so glad you smoke a pipe.  It puts you in a good humor, and you stop hitting me for a while.


I don't even fucking.


Your pipe is upside-down, "Bob".


I also found "Bob's" dad.

[img]Hotlink fail[/img]
Since this thread is also about Santa Claus.

Edit: Hotlink fail.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Precious Moments Zalgo

I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

Remington

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
My first one:  "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.


Fixed for moar insanity.
Is it plugged in?

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lies

Santa had elves, "Bob" had this guy.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 AM
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.

It gets better!  Tucson apparently controls the country!   :lulz:



SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


3D3N

Thank you - I just spent the last 45minutes trying to tuck my organs back in from laughing so hard.