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The Book of Dysfunction

Started by flipdog, December 20, 2010, 12:05:11 PM

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flipdog

December 20, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
This book explains itself

http://www.onedogclapping.com/The%20Book%20of%20Dysfunction.pdf

(incidentally, compiled about a year before the author had any notions whatsoever of discordian related subjects)
Professor of Comparative Bollockology

AFK

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December 20, 2010, 02:03:58 PM
That doesn't explain why you have a flipped cat in your avatar instead of a dog. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Storebrand

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December 20, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
Turning dogma on its head?  Referencing catma?

Whatever

#3
December 20, 2010, 07:40:18 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on December 20, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
Turning dogma on its head?  Referencing catma?

:x

AFK

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December 20, 2010, 07:53:12 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on December 20, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
Turning dogma on its head?  Referencing catma?

Oh yeah, so why does your avatar feature name-brand coffee, wiseguy? 

You kids and your dichotomies!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
December 20, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
Is that one of those Munchkin cats?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

flipdog

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December 21, 2010, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2010, 02:03:58 PM
That doesn't explain why you have a flipped cat in your avatar instead of a dog. 

i have no pictures of dogs. i may change the cat one. it was the only thing i had in the 'my pictures' folder at work when i set the account up that wasn't a pic of my kids, or a hieronymous bosch download.

i prefer cats to dogs, generally, but flipcat sounds slightly less good.
Professor of Comparative Bollockology

Triple Zero

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January 23, 2011, 11:30:54 AM
should be "flipping bitch", means French toast in Dutch, honest.
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