GENTLEMEN

[Jasper]

What?  Can't everybody see etheric plane?

I like chihuahuas.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-22-2003-44503.asp

Sounds like a good premise for a cheesy horror movie.  Attack of the Feral Chihuahuas!

They are vile little fuckers.  If you've ever been ankle bit by one you will never feel the same about them.  Furry little piranhas is what they are.  I would run scared from a group of them. 

I would stand my ground, with a rolled-up newspaper and a pickle fork.

Just wear big boots and pretend you're making wine.

[Whatever]

What?  Can't everybody see etheric plane?

I like chihuahuas.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-22-2003-44503.asp

Sounds like a good premise for a cheesy horror movie.  Attack of the Feral Chihuahuas!

They are vile little fuckers.  If you've ever been ankle bit by one you will never feel the same about them.  Furry little piranhas is what they are.  I would run scared from a group of them. 

I would stand my ground, with a rolled-up newspaper and a pickle fork.

Depends on how many there were before I would be willing to stand my ground.  I like the flesh on my feet and ankles a lot.

[East Coast Hustle]

I like chihuahuas and they like me.

Of course, many of them are bigger and less fierce than my dog. He's like a whirling ball of microscopic nanites made solely of paws and teeth.

[Whatever]

I like chihuahuas and they like me.

Of course, many of them are bigger and less fierce than my dog. He's like a whirling ball of microscopic nanites made solely of paws and teeth.

good lord what kind of dog do you have?

[Disco Pickle]

What?  Can't everybody see etheric plane?

I like chihuahuas.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-22-2003-44503.asp

Sounds like a good premise for a cheesy horror movie.  Attack of the Feral Chihuahuas!

They are vile little fuckers.  If you've ever been ankle bit by one you will never feel the same about them.  Furry little piranhas is what they are.  I would run scared from a group of them. 

I would stand my ground, with a rolled-up newspaper and a pickle fork.

PICKLE FORKER!!    

[East Coast Hustle]

I like chihuahuas and they like me.

Of course, many of them are bigger and less fierce than my dog. He's like a whirling ball of microscopic nanites made solely of paws and teeth.

good lord what kind of dog do you have?

I have a toy fox terrier. He weighs 8 pounds and can eat a pit bull in two clean bites, no chewing required.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What?  Can't everybody see etheric plane?

I like chihuahuas.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-22-2003-44503.asp

Sounds like a good premise for a cheesy horror movie.  Attack of the Feral Chihuahuas!

They are vile little fuckers.  If you've ever been ankle bit by one you will never feel the same about them.  Furry little piranhas is what they are.  I would run scared from a group of them. 

The shitty ones are only assholes because their owners are crazy and spoil them. People don't realize that a tiny dog is still a dog, and needs training and discipline, and it's not fucking cute when they bark incessantly or attack people.

AND ROGER, I DO NOT EITHER LIKE CANADIANS!

[hooplala]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I voted 'no' because drug use would be an optimistic explanation for this incident.

What if I told you the drug in question was peyote?

[Jasper]

I could see that.