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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 01:50:46 am »
Balls. This is CLEARLY another Terminator movie.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 01:54:54 am »
 :lulz:

Better than the first three put together.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 01:55:49 am »
I do give you that, though.  :lulz:
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 01:57:49 am »
holy shit

at first I was like, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO TOP THE TOWER OF FILTH WITH AN EVEN BIGGER CATHEDRAL OF DOG SHIT?"

and then I saw the trailer and I was like "ooh actually that looks pretty good."

and WOW keanu has put on weight

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 02:01:30 am »
Holy shit. That's epic.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2011, 04:55:01 am »
holy shit

at first I was like, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO TOP THE TOWER OF FILTH WITH AN EVEN BIGGER CATHEDRAL OF DOG SHIT?"

and then I saw the trailer and I was like "ooh actually that looks pretty good."

and WOW keanu has put on weight
He is 46. The first Matrix movie came out almost 12 years ago. We've all put on weight since then.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2011, 05:14:16 am »
Still better than Revolutions.

It better have a bollywood dance number at the end.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2011, 09:27:16 am »
I'm glad to see the special effects have kept pace with the most modern methods out there.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 01:09:47 pm »
I would pay good money to see that film.

Do you think they have it on Netflix?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 01:15:45 pm »
To be honest, that clip is far more entertaining than, say, the entire of Paranormal Activity: This Time We Could Afford A Colour Camera or whatever it is called.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2011, 07:16:36 pm »
for some bizarre reason i can't completely figure out (possibly a combination of head shape, haircut and sunglasses), those robots reminded me of kim jong-il.

now i shall have to re-watch the matrix and terminator and imagine that it's KJ-I instead of arnie and keanu (or maybe instead of hugo weaving would be more fitting? hmm... decisions, decisions).
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2011, 07:45:05 pm »
India's actually terribly proud of this movie.  They're hoping it'll make the main guy a total US movie star like his costar Ashwariya Rai.  :fap:  (she's hot, sorry, I'd do her)  I'd go see it if it was playing--it probably already came out.   We have a decently large enough Indian population around here that their movies come out on the big screen quite often.  I should look around and see if it's playing.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2011, 07:46:30 pm »
India's actually terribly proud of this movie. 

They should be.  That was fun.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: FIRST PART OF THE SECOND MATRIX TRILOGY LEAKED!
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2011, 08:40:28 pm »
<netflix> your movie... has been added to the Saved section of your DVD Queue

tho it also appeared on boingboing, should have done it sooner.
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