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Roger, you know what's wrong with the party in Ptolus?

Started by Sister Fracture, January 26, 2011, 08:10:40 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
December 29, 2011, 12:54:17 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 29, 2011, 12:47:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2011, 12:41:15 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 29, 2011, 12:27:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2011, 12:24:45 AM
A cone, in honor of our Empress.

And yeah, of COURSE it has the 16 tons on the side.  That's half of the bit.

A wise decision.


I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't be able to take it into a cave complex, though, or even a ruined castle, on account of there being corners and such.  It'd be like moving a couch into an upper floor apartment, only without the softness and easily grabbable bits.


You let me worry about that shit.  I'm an expert.

Okay okay.  Let's say you got around getting it INTO the dungeon, and the price tag attached to 16 tons of iron. 

Where can you get that smelted?  I mean, who would even have a cone mold fifteen feet long?? 

:pope:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#61
December 29, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
January 10, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on December 29, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

Well, it IS a fantasy game.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#63
January 10, 2012, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on December 29, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

Well, it IS a fantasy game.

Y(OY ARENT CARRYING A !^ TON CONE AROUND IN A GOVE OF SSTORING.

NOT

HAPPENING.

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
January 11, 2012, 12:14:38 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 10, 2012, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on December 29, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

Well, it IS a fantasy game.

Y(OY ARENT CARRYING A !^ TON CONE AROUND IN A GOVE OF SSTORING.

NOT

HAPPENING.

I made the glove bigger.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#66
January 11, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2012, 12:14:38 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 10, 2012, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on December 29, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

Well, it IS a fantasy game.

Y(OY ARENT CARRYING A !^ TON CONE AROUND IN A GOVE OF SSTORING.

NOT

HAPPENING.

I made the glove bigger.   :sad:

It woud have to be one of those body gloves.


NOBODY wants to see that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#67
January 11, 2012, 03:08:31 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2012, 12:14:38 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 10, 2012, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on December 29, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

Well, it IS a fantasy game.

Y(OY ARENT CARRYING A !^ TON CONE AROUND IN A GOVE OF SSTORING.

NOT

HAPPENING.

I made the glove bigger.   :sad:

It woud have to be one of those body gloves.


NOBODY wants to see that.

I was gonna say a catcher's mitt, but :fap:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#68
December 11, 2012, 03:50:08 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 26, 2011, 10:53:57 PM
I still want to run D&D where we replace the alignment words with random draws from a bag /cut-up style/.

Setup the whole double-axis with dada.

"My Druid's Neutral Orange."

Protection from Sweet!

Sword +2, +5 vs BOOM creatures!

"Oh, he's an Prickly Anti-Paladin."

Make it obvious that these are primarily ways to have "teams" in the meta-game.

I think I just get fed tinkering with 0ed DnD I'll do with with PF or OSH.
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