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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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See America now that you dont have Don't Ask Don't Tell...

Started by Thurnez Isa, January 26, 2011, 11:37:48 PM

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Thurnez Isa

January 26, 2011, 11:37:48 PM
...you can no longer have "gay exorcisms."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPCMKUpFPME

Doesn't get good till about 6 minutes in. It's pretty bad when the host has to stop and basically ask (I'm paraphrasing of course), "is this for real? You're really saying this shit aren't you?"




Also just so you know everyones favorite new religious martyr, Klingenschmitt, not only contradicts himself but also lies through his teeth.

http://blog.au.org/2007/04/05/a-matter-of-honor-the-truth-comes-out-about-former-chaplain-klingenschmitt/
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Iason Ouabache

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January 27, 2011, 09:59:22 AM
Gordo is an extra special piece of shit. He's a big fan of "imprecatory prayer" which is basically using God as a proxy for your death threats.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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January 27, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
I think the interviewer could have done a better job making him look like a moron, though the ex-chaplain was doing a fine job of that all on his own.
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