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Started by the last yatto, January 27, 2011, 05:30:05 AM

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the last yatto

January 27, 2011, 05:30:05 AM
In 2001 commercials for Domino's Pizza, the chain's employees wage a never  ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and  carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Many viewers are amused by  the Noid, Domino's says, but one of them took the advertising campaign  personally. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino's Pizza  shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two  employees hostage. When police arrived, he demanded $100,000 in cash, a  getaway car and a copy of The Widow's Son, a 1985 novel about secret  societies in an 18th century Parisian prison.

All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two  employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police,  Noid has "psychological problems" and believes that he has an "ongoing  dispute with Tom Monaghan," the head of the Detroit-based Domino's  chain.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#1
January 27, 2011, 07:00:51 AM
That's a Robert Anton Wilson Book. A really good one too. And the bastards didn't get it for him? Fuck Domino's then. I'm going to Pizza Hut. With the free Salad bar.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

hooplala

#2
January 27, 2011, 03:10:06 PM
2001? 

I haven't seen a Noid commercial since around 1989.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

the last yatto

#3
January 27, 2011, 04:51:44 PM
thats cause the article i copy and pasted from had it wrong..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noid
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 27, 2011, 06:32:51 PM
You mean the article you plagiarized?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#5
January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
Didn't you just write me to say to ignore you and now your going passive aggressive.


That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#6
January 27, 2011, 07:45:43 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cramulus

#7
January 27, 2011, 07:48:24 PM
NOIDS sounds like a really brooklyn way of pronouncing "nerds"


FNOIDS
            \

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 27, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue

Oh, you are, are you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#9
January 27, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue

Oh, you are, are you?

Cains's will be marked used against the author's permission while yours will be credited to whatever personality you channeled it from.

I know a copyright lawyer who owes me a favor and you have my home address

Let's tango, I'm sure the PR will be :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 27, 2011, 08:26:29 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue

Oh, you are, are you?

Cains's will be marked used against the author's permission while yours will be credited to whatever personality you channeled it from.

I know a copyright lawyer who owes me a favor and you have my home address

Let's tango, I'm sure the PR will be :lulz:

1.  Google search the piece. 

2.  I have no intention of suing you.  I have a more appropriate response in mind.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#11
January 27, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
Too lazy
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
January 27, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
Too lazy

That's what I thought.  It's funny...You're a proven plagiarist, and you're accusing me of it.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

#13
January 27, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Lazy copypaste != jack shit
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
January 27, 2011, 08:34:12 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Lazy copypaste != jack shit

= plagiarism.

Like you've stated you plan to do to me at the same time you plan to jack Cain's content, who wasn't even involved.

You're a thief, Yatto.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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