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Thought Jenkem was dumb?....

Started by Mangrove, January 27, 2011, 10:14:02 PM

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Mangrove

January 27, 2011, 10:14:02 PM
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Jenne

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January 27, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
Rat poison and detergent?? :x

Good god people are dumb.

Don Coyote

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January 27, 2011, 10:30:07 PM
Self correcting problem. Too bad all the AIDS patiants have to pay for this shit too though.

Mangrove

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January 27, 2011, 10:34:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 27, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
Rat poison and detergent?? :x

Good god people are dumb.

Well let's see here - rat poison thins the blood and the detergent cleans it! GENIUS! No more strokes or toxic  blood!

Plus, marijuana is 'medical' now.  :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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January 27, 2011, 10:39:05 PM
Well, the combination of poverty and belief in the supernatural sets people up for shit like this.

It reminds me of Baptists (IIRC) who screech nonsense to Jesus while handling rattlesnakes.
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January 28, 2011, 01:33:46 PM
Wondering when we'll see the Jenkem/Marijuana cocktail.

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Bruno

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January 28, 2011, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 27, 2011, 10:39:05 PM
Well, the combination of poverty and belief in the supernatural sets people up for shit like this.

It reminds me of Baptists (IIRC) who screech nonsense to Jesus while handling rattlesnakes.

Church of God with Signs Following, actually. A branch of Pentecostal, I believe.


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January 28, 2011, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 28, 2011, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 27, 2011, 10:39:05 PM
Well, the combination of poverty and belief in the supernatural sets people up for shit like this.

It reminds me of Baptists (IIRC) who screech nonsense to Jesus while handling rattlesnakes.

Church of God with Signs Following, actually. A branch of Pentecostal, I believe.


Also, Squidbillies.

Personally I'd call it the church of darwinism :lulz:

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