Republicans - party of rape, and kicking veterans

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

[Jenne]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8

[Phox]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8

(at the people the song is talking about).

[Jenne]

...why do you haet America, Phox?

[Phox]

...why do you haet America, Phox?

'Cause 'Murrica hates me and everything I stand for. 

[Requia ☣]

I don't understand this, at all, from a party that supposedly believes in national defense.  Even if you ignore the ethical monstrosity of abandoning our wounded, from a purely practical standpoint this is going to dry up recruitment like crazy once people become aware of it.  And even though the news will never say a freaking word, wounded vets aren't exactly rare in this country, people will figure it out.

[Bruno]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8

[Bruno]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

They're ignoring it, so I'm gonna rub their faces in it a bit.

IIRC, the first stage is "Denial".

[Cain]

I don't understand this, at all, from a party that supposedly believes in national defense.  Even if you ignore the ethical monstrosity of abandoning our wounded, from a purely practical standpoint this is going to dry up recruitment like crazy once people become aware of it.  And even though the news will never say a freaking word, wounded vets aren't exactly rare in this country, people will figure it out.

On the other hand, the Army is one of the few routes of social mobility left for the lower classes in America, and there have been problems for years with recruitment with combat roles, with non-combat being vastly more popular.  This is why aerial bombing, robots, "training locals to stand up when we stand down" etc. have become more popular.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

Fuck, Roger, that's horrible.  Why did I laugh so hard at that?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

Fuck, Roger, that's horrible.  Why did I laugh so hard at that?

Because the very notion of supporting the troops has become a bitter parody?

[Phox]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

Fuck, Roger, that's horrible.  Why did I laugh so hard at that?

Because the very notion of supporting the troops has become a bitter parody?

Pretty much. What can you do but laugh 'til it hurts? Doesn't take long....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

Fuck, Roger, that's horrible.  Why did I laugh so hard at that?

Because the very notion of supporting the troops has become a bitter parody?

Pretty much. What can you do but laugh 'til it hurts? Doesn't take long....

FOREVER

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

Fuck, Roger, that's horrible.  Why did I laugh so hard at that?

Because the very notion of supporting the troops has become a bitter parody?

Yeah, that's it. 

Also, if you see a soldier in a bar, you can support the troops by everybody buying him 40 different drinks all at once.

[Don Coyote]

The GOP pet trolls must be confused.  On the one hand, vaguely attractive if crazy-eyed Teabagger Lady approves.  On the other hand, SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

The cognitive dissonance will probably cause one of them to blow, soon enough.

Apparently to the tea party, supporting the troops means being gung ho about sending them to die for pointless shit, and fuck the ones that return home.

And putting bumper stickers on their cars that say "Support The Troops". Don't forget that!

And don't forget, "liking" the facebook Support the Troops page.

Remember, for every 30 people that like that page, one (1) soldier gets his legs back.

Fuck, Roger, that's horrible.  Why did I laugh so hard at that?

Because the very notion of supporting the troops has become a bitter parody?

Yeah, that's it. 

Also, if you see a soldier in a bar, you can support the troops by everybody buying him 40 different drinks all at once.

I HAVE NEVER ONCE BEEN BOUGHT DRINKS AT A BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROTHING RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!