Hi, I used to be X, but now I am Y

[Cain]

Of course, the horrifying implication of this is that I met Sarah Palin before anyone else knew who she was, and spent a week in London with her.  You say conspiracy, I say...uh, yeah, probably was.

[Jenne]

I have never been anything other than Jenne.  Ever*. 

I am boringly consistent.

You're welcome.









*of course, the only online identity I have that ISN'T Jenne is my Twitter account.

[Faust]

I try to use a different username on every forum, I've always used Faust here.
But elsewhere some expired identities include:
Clark Nova
Souja boy
Doktor Saturday
The Nigerian prince
Dennis Nedry
Buttes, Le Mao

Faust is nice because its hard to google.