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I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)

Started by Roaring Biscuit!, April 14, 2011, 05:14:33 PM

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Kurt Christ

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April 15, 2011, 06:30:59 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on April 15, 2011, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on April 15, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
Thanks all, I'm a very proud mother/father figure :P


Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2011, 03:16:44 AM
A really cute mantis hitched a ride with us out of Burning Man... I called her Marla.

Cool, and related:  I haven't named them yet!?  Suggestions?

xx

Scyther and Scizor.


I second this.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Jenne

#16
April 15, 2011, 06:36:24 PM
I just love their color--lovely bright, light green.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#17
April 15, 2011, 07:51:18 PM
This thread had me Googling images of mantids for about an hour yesterday. Damn there's a lot of varieties.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Luna

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April 15, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
We used to get mantises at the house, once in awhile.  If I saw one, I'd shuffle through the yard before I let hubby mow, they're awesome.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Succulent Plant

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April 16, 2011, 01:03:24 AM
Awesome mantids, I've never saw any that green IRL. Around here they're usually a silvery grey color. 
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