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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2011, 03:11:35 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 08, 2011, 03:11:35 AM
I have been told that the punishment for the disrespect of the Salizoran mafia capo is getting a "cement tampon".

If this is true, it explains why:

1.  Portland Cement, Inc's stock is skyrocketing, and

2.  Nigel is ALWAYS smiling in her more recent pics, and

3.  She never talks about her ex-husband any more.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

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February 08, 2011, 03:43:32 AM
Also, how much cement to make a big bastard like that sink?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#2
February 08, 2011, 03:55:45 AM
The magic and wonderment of the friendly local cement maker is ruined for me forever.  I jsut picture it swirling around and around in the mixer, thick with heavy black body hair, pouring over the face of a treacherous bookie as his cries for mercy turn into garbles and gags.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Enrico Salazar

#3
February 09, 2011, 02:14:56 PM
Is true, strangely enough it is also the highest honor in Salazore.  Is like that with many things there.  Enrico's popo, Ritzibottom Salazar, was poet laureate of Salazar and was finished in much the same way.  Well, his was also contest, he was given task of recite American Pie by Don McLean before he is cover in rich thick sexy wet cement.  He did not.  Is alright, though, his glory day of poetry was long behind him, and he had never be the same since Enrico had trick his momo with old "napalm above the door" trick.  Ah, well.

Is still cold in Tuscon?  Enrico has been live on burn hobo for month now.
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Sister Fracture

#4
February 09, 2011, 02:21:11 PM
No, Generalissimo, sir. It's back up to 70's during the day. :D
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