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A Voice from the Basement, part III of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2011, 06:36:55 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#30
May 14, 2011, 06:15:38 AM
Dude. :horrormirth: Why aren't you writing for a living?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
May 15, 2011, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 14, 2011, 06:15:38 AM
Dude. :horrormirth: Why aren't you writing for a living?

Seriously.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
May 15, 2011, 01:52:07 AM
Although, the real answer to that question is that because you can support a family as an engineer. A writer? Not so much.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#33
May 15, 2011, 01:58:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 01:52:07 AM
Although, the real answer to that question is that because you can support a family as an engineer. A writer? Not so much.

Yeah. I suppose that would be it. But damn.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#34
May 15, 2011, 05:28:39 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 14, 2011, 06:15:38 AM
Dude. :horrormirth: Why aren't you writing for a living?

Because I'm addicted to food.  My whole family, in fact, are shameless addicts.

But thanks.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#35
May 15, 2011, 05:31:45 AM
Now I'm gonna be wondering what the "doll factory" really is... :eek:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
May 15, 2011, 05:33:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 05:28:39 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 14, 2011, 06:15:38 AM
Dude. :horrormirth: Why aren't you writing for a living?

Because I'm addicted to food.  My whole family, in fact, are shameless addicts.

But thanks.   :)

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
May 15, 2011, 05:34:41 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:31:45 AM
Now I'm gonna be wondering what the "doll factory" really is... :eek:

Something bad that happened 20 years or so ago.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22758.0
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#38
May 15, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
Jesus Fuck, Roger.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
May 15, 2011, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
Jesus Fuck, Roger.

You don't think I got this weird by drinking coffee and smoking cheap cigars, do you?   :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#40
May 15, 2011, 05:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
Jesus Fuck, Roger.

You don't think I got this weird by drinking coffee and smoking cheap cigars, do you?   :lol:

No. I figure that Life HappenedTM to you like it happened to most of the people I know who are partway or most of the way or all the way around the bend. I have heard other stories like this from others in the military that I knew or know. I mean, I know shit like this happens. But I'm not numb yet and when I hear another story it's like another strip of flesh is being peeled off of me, leaving another raw and aching place.

I can only imagine how it feels for you.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
May 15, 2011, 06:01:59 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
Jesus Fuck, Roger.

You don't think I got this weird by drinking coffee and smoking cheap cigars, do you?   :lol:

No. I figure that Life HappenedTM to you like it happened to most of the people I know who are partway or most of the way or all the way around the bend. I have heard other stories like this from others in the military that I knew or know. I mean, I know shit like this happens. But I'm not numb yet and when I hear another story it's like another strip of flesh is being peeled off of me, leaving another raw and aching place.

I can only imagine how it feels for you.

Well, that's why we have PILLS HERE and bourbon, and really fucked up relationships.  It's why we have Ducatis to wreck, Jeeps to drive too damn fast on the highway, strangers to fuck with in dive bars, and irresponsible gun use.  It's why we sometimes laugh until we can't stop screaming.  It's why we have bizarre episodes that lead to binges of drinking and writing, and it's why I can never seem to get the neighbors to come to my parties.

Don't worry about me, I'm just fine.  It's Tucson...Everybody, everywhere, eventually goes to Tucson.  What could ever go wrong?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#42
May 15, 2011, 06:03:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:01:59 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
Jesus Fuck, Roger.

You don't think I got this weird by drinking coffee and smoking cheap cigars, do you?   :lol:

No. I figure that Life HappenedTM to you like it happened to most of the people I know who are partway or most of the way or all the way around the bend. I have heard other stories like this from others in the military that I knew or know. I mean, I know shit like this happens. But I'm not numb yet and when I hear another story it's like another strip of flesh is being peeled off of me, leaving another raw and aching place.

I can only imagine how it feels for you.

Well, that's why we have PILLS HERE and bourbon, and really fucked up relationships.  It's why we have Ducatis to wreck, Jeeps to drive too damn fast on the highway, strangers to fuck with in dive bars, and irresponsible gun use.  It's why we sometimes laugh until we can't stop screaming.  It's why we have bizarre episodes that lead to binges of drinking and writing, and it's why I can never seem to get the neighbors to come to my parties.

Don't worry about me, I'm just fine.  It's Tucson...Everybody, everywhere, eventually goes to Tucson.  What could ever go wrong?

We could run out of pills, cars, and bourbon.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
May 15, 2011, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:03:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:01:59 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
Jesus Fuck, Roger.

You don't think I got this weird by drinking coffee and smoking cheap cigars, do you?   :lol:

No. I figure that Life HappenedTM to you like it happened to most of the people I know who are partway or most of the way or all the way around the bend. I have heard other stories like this from others in the military that I knew or know. I mean, I know shit like this happens. But I'm not numb yet and when I hear another story it's like another strip of flesh is being peeled off of me, leaving another raw and aching place.

I can only imagine how it feels for you.

Well, that's why we have PILLS HERE and bourbon, and really fucked up relationships.  It's why we have Ducatis to wreck, Jeeps to drive too damn fast on the highway, strangers to fuck with in dive bars, and irresponsible gun use.  It's why we sometimes laugh until we can't stop screaming.  It's why we have bizarre episodes that lead to binges of drinking and writing, and it's why I can never seem to get the neighbors to come to my parties.

Don't worry about me, I'm just fine.  It's Tucson...Everybody, everywhere, eventually goes to Tucson.  What could ever go wrong?

We could run out of pills, cars, and bourbon.

No, no...There's always more pills.  Just ask my doc.  Also, there's no end to bourbon.  Or at least there had better not be.  Things could get downright ugly if this town ever ran out of semi-flammable, almost-drinkable booze.  The mind recoils in horror at the very notion.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#44
May 15, 2011, 06:08:25 AM
You'd have the biggest still in Arizona, I'm sure.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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