Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden

[Salty]

"YOU CAN'T JELLY YOUR DICK INTO SOMEONE'S ASS."
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I lold.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

That reminds me... Does anyone know the difference between jelly and jam?

Lumps.

No, really.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, jam uses whole fruit bits.

This is accurate, and also while jam uses the whole fruit, it is technically supposed to be pureed, and the chunky stuff is supposed to be "preserves", but somehow most jam in the US is actually preserves.

Rubbish.

Jelly is what you foreigners inexplicably call jello, and jam is a spread.

THIS

[Telarus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Jell%C3%BF

Green Jellÿ (pronounced "green jello") is a Grammy-nominated[1] comedy rock group. Originally named Green Jellö, the band changed its name due to legal pressure from the owners of the Jell-O trademark, Kraft Foods, who claimed that it was an infringement of their trademark. Despite the spelling difference, the new name and the old are pronounced identically.